The Misadventures of Emerald

I JUST GOT SUCKED IN TO THE MINECRAFT WORLD!

ENTRY 1

So I was playing Minecraft on my computer. It was about a blocky world where you can go mining, create your own shelter, fight off monsters, it's all good. But as soon as I was sleeping in my Minecraft bed, I heard weird wind sounds. It couldn't have been from my window, it was locked shut. I turned around anyway and saw that it was open. I closed it and locked it, but when I sat down, the window was open again. I closed it again, and yet again it opened. This went on for a while when finally, I was sucked through the window, expecting to hit the ground outside. I instead opened my eyes and found myself in... Minecraft.

I never thought the day would come, but I was now in Minecraft. I better create some shelter if I'm going to live in this world and survive the night. So I did what anybody would do: I punched a tree. However, nothing happened. I punched it multiple times and nothing was coming out. I was starting to fear I couldn't destroy things or place things or anything, which means I'm going to have to find a shelter before nighttime hits. Luckily, I found one in a matter of seconds. It looks kind of like the shelter I built before I was sucked into this world, and when I peaked inside, I found my Minecraft character! I realized this means if my character dies, not only will I lose everything in the game, but the entire world will go red, and if I'm unable to select "respawn" without my keyboard... oh no. I better start protecting it now. It's weird because my notebook got sucked here as well, and I was actually able to pick it up. It was all pixelated, but I could still write in it. That's how I'm writing this while I'm still in the Minecraft world. Looks like nighttime is about to come, better prepare myself.

The next Minecraft day...

ENTRY 2

Ah, it's nice to sleep in my own bed again. I escaped the Minecraft world, and oh boy, what a rough night I had to go through back there. A bunch of mobs just came ramming in through the door 24/7 and I could only form a human shield. So what did I do? I formed a human shield. "Ouch! Oof! Hey! Stop that!" It was painful. I guess I could've simply closed the door, but apparently, my hand could go straight through it! So I couldn't really do anything in that world except for a few things, I could open chests and use whatever is inside, I could check what's inside of a furnace, I couldn't, however, use a crafting table, which sort of stinks. I also noticed an old man. The old man walked up to me and told me that I didn't look pixelated, and probably became a little concerned. He then told me the only way to get back to Earth and escape the Over world is to defeat the Ender dragon. I explained to him that it's going to be impossible if I can't really do anything, but all I got was that boring everything is possible quote. Seriously, I seem to hear that every day during gym class. I walked back in the house, wondering how I am going to get to The End, but then something hit me: I've been playing in this world so long on my computer that I actually have a ladder entrance somewhere leading to a Stronghold. The thing is though, I didn't know where it is. The good news is, I had an Eye of Ender. The bad news is, I only had one. The other good news is, the End portal is already open, so I just had to get to it again. A fair challenge, I'll take it. I took the Eye the Ender and well... used it to help me reach the stronghold. Sure, nighttime hit and I got attacked by a few baddies, but whatever. The important thing is that I reached the stronghold. SUCCESS! It looked like a long, long fall down, lucky I created a staircase in the side of the fall. SUCCESS #2! I reached the strong hold but too bad it's like a maze down there. I keep running myself into the same dead ends over and over again, it was starting to drive me crazy. I kind of surprised myself to where I was going as I found the library. Bookshelves everywhere! I would've actually read a couple of these books but too bad you can't do that in Minecraft.

It took me a while but I finally found the end portal. It was open alright. I jumped in and took on the ender dragon which was a bad, bad mistake because I don't have anything to defend myself. I don't even have a sword! What was I to do?

Well, I could climb up the obsidian towers and destroy the protectors, and then get back down and start beating up the ender dragon.

Therefore that's what I did, but when I made it to the top of my first tower, the protector was too strong. My next option was to attempt the falcon punch. "Falcon, PAUNCH!" Did it work? Of course not! What am I going to do? I even tried throwing a penny at it... which actually worked! Holy crap. I can just simply destroy something with a toss of a penny. I did this about 6 more times with the rest of the towers. As I was climbing down my last tower, the ender dragon grabbed me and even started chocking me! I realized I needed to do something fast or else I'll be done for. I whacked its feet, and eventually, it dropped me, and right at the last seconds of my breath too. That was too close, but I think the chocking part was a lot worse than falling about 10,000 feet towards the end stone, because that stuff is as hard as a rock. I luckily grabbed the ledge at the top of one of the obsidian towers before I got to be smashed by the ground and end up being in a coffin. What I did next with the ender dragon after I safely got down, is jumping on it and chocking it back. "This is what you get for trying to kill me! Well, I guess you are meant to kill me but... this is what you get for choking me!" I thought to myself. I tugged its neck back hard enough so it will go down! No, seriously, it actually went down. Thanks, gravity! I also realized that if it's going down, I'm going down as well, because I was literally on it! ZOOM! Down it went! I did what any ordinary guy would do if they were in this type of situation: I jumped off right before it hit the ground. Afterwards, the ender dragon disappeared with a ton of experience orbs which I can't pick up. Another portal has also opened in the middle of the end.

I jumped inside the portal and found myself flying through my bedroom from my bedroom window, followed by a loud landing. Thanks to that, my little sister, Ruby, yelled from her room across the hall, "Emerald! Will you please keep it down!? Some people are trying to sleep here!"

Oh yeah, I forgot that it was midnight when I started playing that game, at least before I got sucked in to that blocky world. I think I had enough playing some Minecraft for one day, err... night.