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35. Competition

J.GILINSKY

3:54 PM

It's been officially almost two weeks, in which Johnson and I are going one to one to have a competition to see who knows who best. We're seriously doing a score board, but no referee. It's fine.

I'm pretty nervous because I didn't learn about him as much last week. We've been hanging out just us two during lunch since I couldn't stand to be around Matt, and he didn't have Dillon.

So anyways, it's going down and I really hope this gives me a chance to spark up an opportunity because I'd like a change with him. Right, we aren't the perfect pair. I'm trying to be the nice guy, but I always end up saying something dirty or stupid, then he gets mad. But I like him mad, and sassy.

"Woah. What are we doing a porno?" I grin cheekily and laugh. I see these professional lighting tents that make Jack's room much brighter and it seems as his face is glowing in my eyes. He's so clear, and his eyes shine, the light defines all the creases on his face structure. "Shut up kid. It's my YouTube video. Your game is my UnFloppy Friday."

"What's a Unfloppy Friday." I shrug and poke at his camera. "Ugh. You've only been here for a few minutes with far too much questions. Shut up. And I'll have you know, Unfloppy Friday is my updating day. One video a week. Unfloppy because my ideas won't flop. It's a new generation term if you didn't know that. Urban dictionary it, grandpa."

Jack hits my chest in a way of pushing me aside. "Hey, I know what flop is! Geez. It's when your idol doesn't sing the high note that he's usually capable of. When your tweet gets only one fav. You shut up."

"What has you all giggly on your phone?" Johnson smiles at me. And if I'm being honest, I'm scrolling through sex gifs on Tumblr. But am I going to say that. Hell no. Oh. "It's actually Jacob."

"Jacob Sa-" I stand up and cover his mouth. "No! Gross! It's Jacob Whitesides. You know, my rebound after you didn't like? I really like him now." I tease Johnson. I don't even like Jacob but he's the one who after all, did trade me relationship tips in exchange for me giving out some bad ass rumors, bad ass as in, good, you know?

"Ha, oh. Right. Him." Jack says in a soft tone. And like I've expected, like Jacob told me, Jack is easily jealous and believes he has a place in everyone's heart. Ah, I've got him. "Yeah so, have any ideas of a good date? Or what cologne I should wear?"

I'm saving up his answers as pointers for our future date. It'll be perfect and I'll know because it's coming out of Jack's mouth. "Oh, movies are cliche. So are dinners at restaurants. I say, something fun. Or home stuff. Like activities at home." Okay, you need to be creative to think of those things, I have no idea what good activities could be.

"The only thing that I'm iffy about is that he's almost tall as me. You know, you'd be the perfect height if we were together. I mean, it's fine. I like Jacob, I'm dating him, not you, he's great!" I talk rather nonchalant, hiding my thoughts basically. "Yeah, yeah. Okay. My video." Johnson rolls his eyes.

He places his camera on the night stand a few feet across the two of us and presses the record button and sits down. "Hi, it's Jackie here with our sixth Unfloppy Friday!" I cut him off real quick, "You don't have a tripod? How professional."

"Ugh! Now I have to cut that part out. Shut up okay? Just introduce yourself on queue and then I'll mention our game and you mention the winnings. Alright? Besides that, you have no right to talk in my filming unless you want to get the hell away from me." Jack says irritated and I nod my head quietly.

The introduction passes and now Jack and I have random questions both on our phones that we get to ask each other. There are five possible rounds of getting questions right. He has a twist just for entertainment, looser has to take off an article of clothing. Stupid, right? He's holding back on sex but how am I suppose to control myself around him? This video will not be a competition game anymore.

"Out of the guys, who did I meet first?" Jack asks me with a grin. "We hardly talk about our friends. I don't- you met Nash first." I remember; they use to hate on Taylor together. "O-okay. That's right. I'll just... Take off my shirt."

My turn! "When did I loose my v-card." Jack rolls his eyes. "You talk about this one so I'm not getting it wrong at all. You lost it in a stupid cabin during a sophomore year trust camp." Nobody takes off an article of clothing.

The next two rounds are simple minded questions, like Jack asks me, "What's my favorite type of music." And he asks, "If I had to choose between chicken, beef, or pork, which will I spend my whole life eating." I got the both of those right. I never lost yet.

All I ask him are inappropriate questions like what are my kinks, where I like to shoot my load. He should answer them correct because we agreed that we should give questions in relations to topics we've previously talked about. So by this point he's in only boxers while I have all my clothes on!

"Tie breaker. Ugh... Jacks in the lead so far. My gosh. This next question is chosen by a random selection so, whoever wins well..." Jack announces to the audience, or well his camera.

"If I had to live in the world with one person, who would it be?" Jack asks me, and I truly think it's one of his friends. "Okay. Wouldn't you choose Shawn or something." I say. Jack laughs, "And you'd choose Taylor."

"You're wrong." I tell him with a smirk. "Psh, okay and so are you!" His shoulder hits mine that I fall over just a wee bit. "Wait, let's answer at the same time. Yeah?" I question. He nods.

"One, two, three!" I count.

"Dillon." "You."

I look at him awkwardly and pull th collar of my shirt away from my face. "Right, your boyfriend." I try to say casually but it comes out cracks. "But! You won! So... Guys, he gets to take me on a friendly date!"

I have to remember, he's not mine.

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as you can see, a lot of the new chapters really just open up to little facts.

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thank you for putting my books in your cool reading lists most people put this under like their favorites or the best kind of books, and usually there's less than 10 books in those lists.

like how is this even good, it's all over the place but yay thank you, almost 20k reads too!

i really didn't think this would be around 40 chapters. truly, it was planned to be 20 chapters & I only expected like 5k within those posts but I think when I was on chapter 20 we had like 10k so wow nice nice

Written: 0423
Published: 0427
Next Update: 0502

UPDATE 04/25

There's this video of Jack and Jack where they're doing I think charades with their fans, and Johnson makes a hole, while he grabs Gilinsky's finger and sticks it in.

Analysis:

- You know, it's young immature sex humor.
- Johnson just admit he's the bottom while making the hole.
- Gilinsky giggles when J did that and said, "Aw why'd you make me do that?"
- ITSHEELLLQ CUTE, JOLJNSKT REAL

Ah, Jolinsky feeels, and you know I've been out of that ship but it's kind of a little spark back.

UPDATE: 04/27

I think I missed up on the undress roulette thing game but I'm not going to change it okay. Yes. I messed up.