Halfbloods on Instagram

Seventh Post- Leo

Leo_Valdez: Chillin with my dragon.

Likes: 72

Comments:

Jason_Grace: Yup, Happy the Dragon. Very manly Valdez.

Piper_McLean: Says the guy who can't color outside of lines.

Percy_Jackson: I think I am the most manly out of all of us.

Annabeth_Chase: You have lost all 'manly' credibility after you wore that frilly pink dress after losing that bet with Conner.

Percy_Jackson: Manly men wear pink dresses.

Nico_diAngelo: He tried to get me to where it too.

Annabeth_Chase: And did you?

Nico_diAngelo: ...

Percy_Jackson: Frank, come join me and Nico in the Manly Men Club.

Frank_Zhang: Hazel, sweetie, am I allowed to?

Hazel_Levesque: Only if you really want to.

Frank_Zhang: I'm afraid I must.

Frank_Zhang: *puts on pink t-shirt*

War_God: I AM THE MANLIEST OF ALL MEN! YOU CANNOT OUT-MAN ME! *puts on pink prom dress and pink makeup*

Percy_Jackson: ...

Jason_Grace: Mars/Ares, Mr. Jackson regrets to inform you that the Manly Man Club has been canceled. We hope that you can still continue to be manly in your own way.

War_God: THEN I WILL START A NEW CLUB AMONG THE GODS AND HEPHAESTUS CAN JOIN ME!

Builder_God: Naahhh

Leo_Valdez: I'll join.

War_God: We regret to inform you that the Godly Man Club has been canceled.

Annabeth_Chase: Sooo, anyone have any good topics to talk about?

Piper_McLean: It's Once Day!!!!

Frank_Zhang: What's Once Day?

Annabeth_Chase: She means it's Sunday, so her favorite show Once Upon A Time is showing a new episode.

Hazel_Levesque: I thought her favorite show was Doctor Who

Annabeth_Chase: She's a fan girl. She's divergent.

Annabeth_Chase:😅😅😅😅

Jason_Grace: Wait, I thought demigods and technology didn't mix.

Leo_Valdez: He said on Instagram.

Jason_Grace: But seriously, I've been wondering how there haven't been more monster attacks since we got these phones.

Leo_Valdez: I monster-proofed them, and our TVs, and Annabeth's laptop, and I do requests. One drachma each.

Piper_McLean: Leo!

Leo_Valdez: Fine, free, but I still get to change your screen page to say ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO!

Annabeth_Chase: LEO!

Leo_Valdez: Fine

Percy_Jackson: IT'S ONCE DAY IT'S ONCE DAY! PIPER GET OVER TO MY CABIN AND BRING POPCORN WE ARE BINGE WATCHING ALL OF SEASON 5 BEFORE THE NEW EPISODE!!

Piper_McLean: Zelena!

Percy_Jackson: Regina!

Piper_MLlean: Belle!

Percy_Jackson: Rumple!

Piper_McLean: Emma!

Percy_Jackson: Robin!

Piper_McLean: Hook!

Percy_Jackson: Snow!

Piper_McLean: Charming!

Percy_Jackson: Henry!

Piper_McLean: Hades!

Death_God: What?!

Percy_Jackson: Not you! They completely took you're name and personality and made a whole new Hades that is nothing like you. They did the same with my dad. Apparently I'm Ursula's half-brother. Which makes Triton her half-brother...

Annabeth_Chase: Piper, Percy might have to do a rain-check on the binge watching as he is now screaming into his pillow about his life being a lie. Apparently The Little Mermaid was his life.

Piper_McLean: I completely understand. But he better be okay by 7, I need my Oncer Buddy.

Jason_Grace: I can be your Oncer Buddy.

Piper_McLean: Um...

Jason_Grace: What's wrong with me being your Oncer Buddy? I'm already your boyfriend!

Annabeth_Chase: Chill Jason, I asked Percy that once, and apparently we are not at their level of fans yet, so we do not speak their language.

Jason_Grace: Well at least now I don't feel as insulted.

Leo_Valdez: Is anyone doing anything now, I'm bored.

Annabeth_Chase: I could use some help in my construction of a mini version of Camp Halfblood.

Leo_Valdez: Cool, I'll be at your cabin in 5 minutes.

Jason_Grace: Can I help?

Jason_Grace: Is anyone there?

Jason_Grace: I'm so lonely.

Jason_Grace: 😭