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Twenty-Ninth Post-Conner

Conner_Stoll: Words to live by people.

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Comments:

Travis_Stoll: You finally posted it bro

Leo_Valdez: This is so true.

Annabeth_Chase: *sigh* I can just feel Benjamin Franklin turning over in his grave.

Prankster_God: That's my kids.

Conner_Stoll: Thanks dad.

Katie_Gardner: Is this why I found cans of shaving cream and a stack of cards buried next to my carrots?

Conner_Stoll: TRAVIS!

Travis_Stoll: Ok ok, I'll go hide them better.

Leo_Valdez: Or I can just burn them.

Piper_McLean: I'm kind of curious as to why those two items were there and what kind of prank they were from.

Frank_Zhang: Trust me, once you know about it, you'll wish you never did.

Piper_McLean: Now I really want to know...

Nico_diAngelo: The knowledge will make your mind burn!

Conner_Stoll: How would either of you know? We never told you what the prank was.

Nico_diAngelo: I know EVERYTHING!

Will_Solace: I thought you killed him Annabeth

Annabeth_Chase: Nico talked Thalia and I down to just him being our servent.

Thalia_Grace: 😈😈😈 This is gonna be fun

Nico_diAngelo: Better than having to listen to Persephone complain about my exsistance while Demeter rants about the importance of cereal for all eternity.

Hazel_Levesque: ...I suddenly feel glad that dad has to ignore me and can't let my soul live in his castle.

Leo_Valdez: Death kids problems are so weird...

Nico_diAngelo: We prefer the term Undead Americans.

Will_Solace: 😒

Travis_Stoll: Hey guys, if you happen to hear a loud explosion coming from the Hermes Cabin, pay no attention. It does not concern you.

Annabeth_Chase: Why do I feel like it has something to do with something I don't want to happen?

Travis_Stoll: Well unless you don't like laughing gas and 400 dominos, I don't think there's anything you won't approve of.

Annabeth_Chase: Why do I put up with you two?

Conner_Stoll: Um, because we're awesome?

Annabeth_Chase: You're about as awesome as Athena is dumb.

Smart_Goddess: I'm sorry, I don't think there's enough ice in the world to cover that HUGE BURN!

Annabeth_Chase: Well put mom.

Prankster_God: Hey guys, come on break it up. Nobody is better than anybody here.

Smart_Goddess: *cough* Athena and her kids rule *cough*

Travis_Stoll: You know that doesn't work over Instagram

Smart_Goddess: I didn't intend for it to work, I just needed to say something very true.

Annabeth_Chase: It might even be the truest true to ever be spoken.