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Eighth Post-Percy

Percy_Jackson: Should I be a model? Because this is what I would submit to the agency in order to be one.

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Comments:

Leo_Valdez: HOW COME YOUR POSTS ALWAYS GET MORE LIKES THAN MINE?!

Percy_Jackson: It's the Persassy way.

Jason_Grace: You don't need to submit that to some agency, we can make our own.

Leo_Valdez: Halfblood Hotness Modeling Agency.

Jason_Grace: So who would be the models?

Percy_Jackson: For the girls, Annabeth, Piper, Hazel, Reyna, Clarisse, Thalia, Katie, and Ella, and Juniper

Piper_McLean: Fine, we'll do it, if the boy models are Percy, Jason, Leo, Frank, Nico, Will, Tyson, Grover, Conner, Travis, Malcolm, and you boys have to get Coach Hedge to do it.

Leo_Valdez: But Grover, Tyson, and Coach Hedge aren't demigods.

Annabeth_Chase: And neither are Ella or Juniper.

Percy_Jackson: So our challenge is to get Nico and Coach Hedge to be models, because the rest should be easy. But YOUR challenge is to get Reyna, Thalia, and Clarisse to be models.

Hazel_Levesque: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

Love_Goddess: I heard models, so here I am.

Piper_McLean: MOTHER!!!

Love_Goddess: You children are all fabulous, I can give you clothes, and do your makeup for the fashion shows!!!

Jason_Grace: Yeah Hazel is right this was a bad idea.

Annabeth_Chase: I never wanted to do this fashion thing, I was just waiting for this to get so out of hand one of you will admit you hate the whole thing.

Percy_Jackson: C'mon Annabeth, you'd make a great model, you're beautiful already.

Annabeth_Chase: Yes, but I believe people should be judged based on their brains, and what's on the inside, rather than their appearance.

Smart_Goddess: That's my girl.

Love_Goddess: You people are so boring, I'm going to go post more selfies. And if any of my children don't like them, they will be grounded.

Piper_McLean: *sigh* Yes mother.

Leo_Valdez: You have such a loving relationship with your mother.

Piper_McLean: At least my godly parent doesn't JUST talk to me in a dream. Underline "a"!

Leo_Valdez: Touche, Beauty Queen, touche

Jason_Grace: Let's get off the topic of parents before this gets ugly.

Leo_Vadez: Wait, before we do, Percy, how did your mom react when she saw your tattoo?

Percy_Jackson: no comment

Annabeth_Chase: He hasn't told her yet. After the war, we went to visit her, and the whole time, Percy wore long sleeves.

Hazel_Levesque: Did she suspect anything?

Annabeth_Chase: She did get a bit suspicious when he refused to go swimming, but he just told her that he wanted to bake blue cookies, so she got distracted by that.

Frank_Zhang: He could've just told her he has a small fear of drowning.

Percy_Jackson: FRANK

Frank_Zhang: Oops

Leo_Valdez: Wait, Water Boy has a fear of drowning?! 😅😅😅😅

Hazel_Levesque: Leo, it's because he's had moments when his powers of Poseidon didn't work and he did in fact almost drown, and he doesn't have as much faith in them anymore.

Percy_Jackson: I'm not telling you and Frank my problems anymore.

Annabeth_Chase: And when were you going to tell me about this fear?

Percy_Jackson: ...

Percy_Jackson: ...I love you?

Annabeth_Chase: I am coming over to your cabin right now and you are confessing every secret that you have never told me.

Percy_Jackson: *sigh* Yes ma'am

Hazel_Levesque: We blew it for Percy, Frank. Are we bad friends?

Frank_Zhang: Well, we're good friends to Annabeth.

Hazel_Levesque: I can live with that.

Nico_diAngelo: Hazel, let's go, we have that thing we have to work on.

Hazel_Levesque: Oh yeah, that very important thing.

Frank_Zhang: What thing?

Nico_diAngelo: A secret, Child of the Death God thing.

Frank_Zhang: And now I don't want to know.

Leo_Valdez: I DO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT!

Hazel_Levesque: And you will continue to wonder what it is because I'm not telling. How was that Nico?

Nico_diAngelo: It was good, but next time, don't ask how well you did, now we really need to get started. Get off Instagram.

Hazel_Levesque: Fine.