A/N This is the first story that I will update as part of my week long one-year Wattpad anniversary celebration. Enjoy!
Also, this contains TONS of The Hammer of Thor references and spoilers, so if you haven't read it, you should probably do that before reading this. I tried to warn you.
Direct Message from Annabeth_Chase to Magnus_Chase and Percy_Jackson
Annabeth_Chase: Ok guys, the jig is up.
Percy_Jackson: What?
Annabeth_Chase: I know you guys are still arguing and competing with each other behind my back.
Percy_Jackson: No, I meant, what's a jig?
Magnus_Chase: It's an expression idiot.
Percy_Jackson: WHO YOU CALLING AN IDIOT YOU KARIOLIS!
Magnus_Chase: I will have Stanley trample your Greek butt!
Percy_Jackson: YOU THINK YOUR HORSE IS BETTER THAN BLACKJACK!?
Magnus_Chase: STANLEY HAS EIGHT LEGS!
Percy_Jackson: BLACKJACK CAN STAY ALIVE FOR LONGER THAN TWO MINUTES!
Magnus_Chase: I'M FRIENDS WITH AN ELF AND A DWARF!
Percy_Jackson: I'M FRIENDS WITH A SAYTR AND A NYMPH!
Magnus_Chase: I DIED!
Percy_Jackson: I SAVED THE WORLD 3 TIMES AT LEAST!
Annabeth_Chase: You're both morons!
Percy_Jackson: I CAN HEAL PEOPLE IF I'M NEAR SALT WATER!
Magnus_Chase: HAH! I CAN HEAL PEOPLE ANYWHERE ANYTIME!
Percy_Jackson: MY FATHER IS THE GOD OF THE SEA!
Magnus_Chase: MY FATHER IS THE GOD OF THE OUTDOORS, WHICH INCLUDES YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE SEA!
Percy_Jackson: NO! UNDER THE SEA MEANS UNDERWATER, WHICH IS A WHOLE SEPARATE PART!
Magnus_Chase: NUH UH!
Percy_Jackson: YU HUH!
Annabeth_Chase: You two sound like kindergarteners arguing over animal crackers.
Percy_Jackson: SO HE WAS THE ONE WHO STOLE MY ANIMAL CRACKERS!?
Annabeth_Chase: Gods help me
Magnus_Chase: I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR ANIMAL CRACKERS, BUT IF I DID, I'D BITE THE HEADS OFF OF ALL THE ANIMALS FIRST!
Percy_Jackson: YOU MONSTER!
Magnus_Chase: WELL AT LEAST MY SWORD CAN TALK!
Percy_Jackson: YEAH, HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE HIM SINGING IN THE SHOWER, I BET HE DOES A GREAT JUSTIN BEIBER! AND YOU PROBABLY SONG ALONG!
Magnus_Chase: I DO NOT!
Percy_Jackson: GET A HAIR CUT!
Magnus_Chase: ALREADY GOT ONE!
Percy_Jackson: GET A GOOD ONE!
Magnus_Chase: WELL AT LEAST MY MYTHOLOGY HAS 9 WORLDS! HOW MANY DOES YOURS HAVE? 3 AT MOST!
Percy_Jackson: AT LEAST I DON'T USE TERRIBLE EXCUSES LIKE "IT'S AN ILLUSION, THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T WIN." I WOULD OWN UP TO NOT BEING ABLE TO BOWL, BUT LUCKILY, I ACTUALLY CAN!
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