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Ninth Post- Piper

Piper_McLean: Jasper, we are the ship to beat. (besides Percabeth)

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Comments:

Percy_Jackson: Sorry Pipes, but after me and Annabeth is Frank and Hazel, then Grover and Juniper, then Tyson and Ella, then you and Jason, then Leo and Calypso, then Will and Nico.

Nico_diAngelo: Why are Will and I in last place?

Jason_Grace: This is UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Percy_Jackson: BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M NOT NICO'S TYPE, SO HIS SHIP ISN'T MY TYPE!

Piper_McLean: So am I the only one not happy that a saytr and nymph are beating me and Jason in Percy's ship analysis?

Annabeth_Chase: I personally don't care, as long as Percy and I are in first place, I'm good.

Piper_McLean: I'm kind of with Jason, my OTP is more important to me than my own ship.

Hazel_Levesque: You two can be the shipper couple.

Frank_Zhang: I ship you guys.

Piper_McLean: Thanks Frank.

Thalia_Grace: I still ship Stason.

Leo_Valdez: BRASON IS LIFE!!!!

Annabeth_Chase: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN BEFORE THIS TURNS INTO WAR OF THE SHIPS

Percy_Jackson: Which we would totally win.

Rachel_Elizabeth_Dare: The daughter of the wise and the son of the sea...

Annabeth_Chase: NO NO NO NO NO

Percy_Jackson: NO MORE QUESTS

Leo_Valdez: WE ARE DONE HELPING THE GODS

Jason_Grace: AND THEIR STUPID PROPHECIES CAN GO TO HADES

Death_God: I don't want them

Piper_McLean: WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER THE WORLD MIGHT END THEY ALWAYS CALL US?!

Frank_Zhang: THE GODS ARE ABUSIVE AND NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS

Hazel_Levesque: AND THEY'RE ALL PORCUPINE FACES

Frank_Zhang: Ohhhh buurrrnn *high five*

Hazel_Levesque: *high five*

Leo_Vadez: *face palm*

Leo_Valdez: I am going to teach you two a language and when you learn it, it will be all you speak.

Hazel_Levesque: What language?

Leo_Valdez: he he he

Piper_McLean: LEO VALDEZ!

Percy_Jackson: I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SPOILING MY OTP

Percy_Jackson: Besides, I'm already teaching Hazel a language.

Annabeth_Chase: PERSEUS JACKSON

Frank_Zhang: He's teaching her to speak horse.

Hazel_Levesque: So I can talk to Arion

Annabeth_Chase: Oh thank the gods.

Leo_Valdez: Such disappointment.

Piper_McLean: Leo go wash your mouth out with soap

Will_Solace: Um guys, I don't know what you guys are talking about here, but I just saw Leo running into the bathrooms screaming about soap.

Piper_McLean: Success

Nico_diAngelo: The force is strong with this one. Well done Padowan.

Jason_Grace: No fair, I wanna be a jedi!

Thalia_Grace: Maybe you should go eat more staplers.

Leo_Valdez: I'm back, no thanks to PIPER. Also Jason, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES MUST YOU EAT A STAPLER! I WILL THROW A BRICK AT YOU IF YOU DO

Jason_Grace: You're going to throw a brick at me anyway aren't you?

Leo_Valdez: ...

Nico_diAngelo: I'll throw a brick at him

Leo_Valdez: ANOTHER SUPPORTER

Jason_Grace: NICO WHYYYYY

Nico_diAngelo: Because you were stalking me and Will on our date last night. With a camera!

Jason_Grace: 😄😄 I regret nothing.

Piper_McClean: Jason, we've been through this, if you're going to stalk someone, you have to have better camouflage.

Jason_Grace: Well the Aphrodite cabin refused to loan me any.

Drew_the_Fabulous: We were using it for a very important project.

Jason_Grace: Which was?

Drew_the_Fabulous: Stalking Percabeth on their date.

Piper_McLean: Nice username Drew

Drew_the_Fabulous: Is that sarcasm?

Piper_McLean: NOOOOO

Drew_the_Fabulous: If you guys ever want to replace her, I'm available😗

Annabeth_Chase: GO AWAY DREW

Percy_Jackson: It's okay Wise Girl, it'll be alright

Annabeth_Girl: Will you bake me cookies?

Percy_Jackson: Of course, I'll bake them right now.

Annabeth_Chase: And that ladies, is how you get free cookies.

Piper_McLean: #RelationshipGoals

Hazel_Levesque: Well can your boyfriend give you dolphin rides in the lake?

Annabeth_Chase: ...

Piper_McLean: And on that weird note, I gotta go.

Annabeth_Chase: Yeah I gotta go eat my FREE COOKIES

Hazel_Levesque: You know there is a 90% chance they will be blue.

Annabeth_Chase: Cookies are cookies, I will always eat them.