Another Rant Book

Number 1

For all of you who dont know, my name is Bri and this is the first book I've written that a lot of people are going to see. I've read the book "Haters Gonna Hate" by parogar and i thought it was the best book I've ever read (i've read two books) and i wanted to do the same but not on the same topics of course so hope you guys enjoy it, and if parogar is reading this, you are an amazing writer and i agree with everything you said in HGH and i hope you continue to write books!

Number 1: Auto Correct

Please show me someone who doesn't hate Auto Correct. I hate this fucker of a thing, it has to be the worst thing on any phone and/or computer. Okay maybe it has made a lot of funny pictures on the Internet but it's still an annoying thing to have.

Imagine your trying to tell someone something very serious and you accidentally spell a wrong wrong without noticing and Auto Correct comes in and fucks it all up and after you send the message you realised Auto Correct changed it, how pissed would you be? Pretty pissed if it was important message.

And then there's the "spell the word you want correct but Auto Correct changes it on you." That's a bitch! Like you're certain that you spelt one word right but Auto Correct changed it on you anyways not knowing what you are going to write, like it's predicting what you say but it gets it wrong and you're just like "what the fuck Auto!!!!!"

Some of the words that Auto Correct changes even though the word i want is spelt correctly:

Silence: Silas

Hug: huh

Apple: applied (yes, Auto Correct changes apple, i have an iPhone and the Auto Correct changes its own fucking brand to something completely different)

Wbu (abbreviated form of What About You): ebullient (how the fuck did they get "ebullient" out of "wbu" please someone tell me)

Okay, i do admit, Auto Correct does sometimes come in handy when your stuck on a word but most of the time it's just a little shit that tries to ruin your life by fucking up what you are trying to say. And Auto Correct doesn't know how to spell people's name, my name is Brianna and Auto Correct puts a red line under it indicating it's spelt wrong, News Flash Auto Correct: some people in this world spells Brianna as Brianna, not just Breanna!!

I bet you that everyone in the comments (if anyone does) will say "why don't you just turn off Auto Correct?" My answer "Cause i'm too fucking lazy that's why, people can't be bother going into settings just to turn off Auto Correct when they are probably going to turn it back on because they cant spell a word and their way of spelling it makes no sense!"

I must go to school now so i'll write more when i get back.

Date: 26/8/13