Another Rant Book

Number 10

Number 10: People Who Talk Through Or Spoil Movies.

Can i please punch every person in the face who does this cause i just want you to shut up!!

This rant is basically based around my 18 year old sister, who shall remain nameless, because she does this the most out of everyone i know.

Alright, before we begin, imagine you are about to watch a really good movie that you haven't seen yet and is based on a book and your sister/brother/mother/father etc. walks in just before the movie starts and they decide to join you in watching the movie and they have already seen it and read the book, so you're just watching the movie when the person who has decided to watch it with you, started talking about what is happening like you are a deaf person and they talk about what happens in the movie, what they have changed from the book, tells you what happens next and basically spoil it for you, how pissed would you be?? Pretty fucking pissed i can tell you.

My sister ruined Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight, wrestling (like WWE kind of wrestling). She spoils a lot of things for everyone and it needs to stop!! My mother and I are sick of it and if you know someone who does the same, you are probably sick of it. My mother and i have to watch movies when my sister is not there, just cause she will ruin it.

My sister always talks about wrestling way too much, she's obsessed with it and gets the shits if she misses it or if no one records it on the Foxtel box (Australian version of pay TV, for anyone who didn't know). Every time she tries to say something about it, i have to always say "i don't care." And i say it 500 times a day. It shits me that she won't shut the fuck up!

It also annoys me that she always re-reads books, not that there's anything wrong with re-reading a good book but when my sister does it, it makes you hate reading, so anyways when she re-reads a book and you walk in on her reading it she tells you about EVERYTHING LITTLE BIT OF DETAIL THAT IS COMPLETELY USELESS TO THE HUMAN RACE!!!! It's so annoying and she will continue to talk about it until you leave the room, so you have to ignore her, and she wonders why no one goes to the movies with her or goes near her when she reads.

Ughh, if i had a dollar every time she talks about something about a TV/movie/book, i would be one rich bitch! People wonder why i hate reading... yes folks i hate reading, i'm writing a book but i hate reading! The world makes sense now. Bitch please, people can hate reading but enjoys writing, i also hate writing and the only reason why i'm writing a book is because i want to rant about things and i cant say them in front of anyone i know, so yea. Anyways, why i hate reading, it's because of my sister, she just made reading really annoying and boring so i don't read... EVER!! I've probably read two books in my life time and I'm pretty proud of that... considering my sister thinks i burn up if i ever step into a library.

So if you can relate to my situation, then i know how it feels and if anyone does it, punch them in the face!

Date: 13/9/13