Number 6: People Who Hate Cows
Now this rant is base on whats been happening in sport at school for a few weeks now but most of it was yesterday. And it's basically aimed at three of my friends that were pissing me off so much yesterday, and they shall remain nameless.
Alright, at school we have sport every Tuesday and my sport is called "Cattle show", it's where we work with the cows down at the farm we have and get them prepared for "Scone's Beef Bonanza" at the end of October. (For people who don't know, it's a cattle show basically).
And me and my friend who does agriculture with me were doing laps around one of the paddocks and the rest of our friends were under a tree in the shade so me and my friend decides to walk the cows up to the shade to let them cool down before we continue and we were walking them towards my friends and one of them said "UGH!! WHY ARE DOING THIS TO ME! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" I lost it after that. Every week that me and my friend have been doing laps with the cows so they get used to walking, my idiot friend said to get them away from him because the cow apparently did something can't remember what and it pisses me off cause he never goes near the cows and nothing has happened to him with any cows so to you my dear friend... get the fuck over it!
Another one of my friends was being a 5 year old and chucking sticks around and one of the sticks hit the cow i was walking around and she chucked a shit and spazzed and i got her to calm down in 5 seconds but shit! You don't throw sticks around when animals are around... wait no! You don't throw sticks at all!! So to you my other dear friend... stop acting like a five year old!!
And lastly my other friend, we have 5 cows at school, three cows and two steers, and one of the steers was donated to us and he had no human contact whatsoever and he still goes skits even when he has experienced human contact and my teacher is working on him to get him to calm down and make me move and one day me and my friend were watching my teacher and the steer and we were sitting on the fence and the steer would be on the other side of the yards and she would freak out but when the steer was a foot away from me i would just sit there and do nothing and it shits me because it's was closer to me than to her and she is freaking out and i'm not and it's so fucking annoying, so to you, my other other dear friend... stop being scared of everything!!
If any of my friends read this, i still love you and all but shit!! You piss me off in sport!
Date: 4/9/13
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