Number 7: Selfies
Okay, before anyone says "don't all teenagers take selfies?"
Answer: No, not everyone takes sluty selfies where their boobs or dick or abs are in the photo and then posts them on Facebook, Instagram etc.
Today's rant is for everyone in my school who takes selfies which they always have to have something showing and it's fucking annoying. When i go on Instagram this is the percentage of the pics in my feed:
90% selfies
5% One Direction and/or Justin Bieber
4% food
0.9% something actually worth a like
0.1% something i've posted
When i had Facebook, (deleted it, got boring and too many fights), all i would see was posts about how sad or angry someone is or fucked up ugly selfies. It's shits me so much, not because they are sluty or disgusting, (which they are!) but because every pervert likes the picture which makes the person in the picture take more selfies just so he/she feels pretty or handsome but there are a lot of perverts out there and they are probably masturbating over them which is just gross... so bitches at my school, stop taking whore-ish photos!
Another thing about selfies is whenever you meet someone online and you are texting them and then they say "can i have a pic", okay:
1. Profile pics are there so you could have a picture of yourself so people can see what you look like, (you don't have to have your picture there if you don't want it there) and the person who asked for the pic won't even look at it so their lost
2. I'm not sending pics to a complete stranger who could be a pervert or undercover cop etc; i don't know where these pics are going to end up or what is going to happen to them so i sure as hell ain't going to send them no matter what, oh and i don't take nudes if anyone was going to ask (not that anyone does)
God, if i see another selfie that some bitch at my school took, i will literally scream!! And possibly kill the person who took it, and say "KEEP YOUR FUCKING BOOBS IN YOUR SHIRT, EVERYONE IS SICK OF IT!!!!"
So here's to everyone who take these selfies that has a sluty effect to it:
"Stop acting like a whore, stop trying to get pervs attention, stop trying to act pretty when you're not, stop all together!!"
Date: 5/9/13
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