Another Rant Book

Number 17

Number 17: Shitty Internet Connection At 3am.

It's now 3:05am when I have decided to write this rant but I can't publish it until Internet comes back -.- .

Anyways, shitty Internet connection is the reason why I get angry (most of the time) but shitty Internet connection at 3am while I'm trying to talk to people, (I'm not tired, get over it) annnndd my wifi decides to chuck a shit and stop working. Fucking wonderful -.- . I'm going to be so pissed if this shit isn't fixed by morning.

I think my wifi does this every night to save it but I haven't noticed because I'm usually asleep at this time. But today is different. I'm trying to talk to two of my best friends and BAM! Wifi shuts off and I was in the middle of an important conversation too! Oh my god! If my wifi shit itself while I was on Skype 2 hours ago, I would've chucked my wifi box thing out the fucking window. I would be so pissed.

So why does the wifi cut out right in the middle of a important conversation? Because my wifi fucking hates me. That's why. And no, my Internet usage is NOT at it's maxed because my Internet is unlimited (fuck yeah!) so I don't need to worry. And yes, I did turn my phone on and off to see if it was my phones fault, which it's not so it comes down to shitty wifi. My Internet is really good to me usually, although, few days ago I was on ifunny and my carrier company sent me a message saying my credit was low, confused, I went to check my credit AND IT WAS AT $4!!! THE SHITTY INTERNET FUCKED UP FOR TEN MINUTES AND IT WASTED MOST OF MY FUCKING CREDIT, AND I HAD HEAPS OF CREDIT!!! I was extremely pissed off and oh god, it was bad.

I guess there's a reason for this "disconnection". It's too makes teenagers like me get off the wifi and go to sleep, (hasn't worked, I'm still awake writing this!) but holy fuck! I wanted to pull an all nighter but I can't now because the Internet was going to help me stay awake. Now I can't >:(

It could also be the phone companies fault. Some retard must've pulled out some plug or something, but they better plug that shit in soon! My phone company hates me too so it could be their problem, and if it is, I expect free credit, okay, I'm not expecting it, I know it won't happen. My mum was going to demand free phone and Internet for a year and I couldn't help but laugh because they wouldn't do that. EVER! And mum flipped a shit at the phone company and I laughed so hard, it was great.

Anyways, if my Internet comes back, I'll be a very happy person. And you don't want to see me angry. EVER!

Date: 29/12/13 (written)

31/12/13 (published) (yes! Internet is back!)