vampire lesbians, sucking the life out of mother nature.

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by unholygrail-

by unholygrail-

this isn't an update. sorry. I got tagged by the adorable KateR _10 to do this tag and I thought why the hell not, I have nothing important to do anyways (except write those requests which is what I'm doing after this.)

alright yo, I've never been tagged in any of these things so uh let's see how it goes, shall we?

The Rules:

1. Thou shalt post ALL rules.

2. Thou shalt post 13 things about themselves

3. Thou shalt not refuse (lol not sorry to those who I tag)

4. Thou shalt complete this challenge in the time of the week, or face punishment at the hands of the tagger

5. Thou shalt post this in a book and not in a comment section

6. Thou shalt tag 15 other poor souls to complete this quest.

7. Thou shalt come up with a creative name for this chapter, for some insane reason.

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1. hi my name is Miranda, I'm a Sagittarius, 18 years young, and I think it's adorable when jack gilinsky sneezes.

2. I am not religious, I literally wear a pentacle every Saturday when I know the Bible thumpers like to knock on the door. (although, I have nothing against religion. some of my closest friends are very religious.)

3. Every time I go to a diner, like Denny's or something I always take some sort of ceramic. I have like three coffee mugs and countless bowls from there, I don't know what's wrong with me. (I'm eating cereal out of one right now.)

4. I really like the original three days grace, before Adam left and was replaced with fuckwad matt walst. but I also love seether and Evans blue or just rock music in general.

5. I was homeless at a point in time. it's something I'm kinda open about and quite frankly, I almost miss it..?? it's weirdly enough more of an honest living and im not one to be afraid to get down and dirty. plus, no responsibilities so don't feel bad or give me sympathy lol

6. I got a tooth pulled out like... a month ago I think? yeah. I wanted to say "choke me daddy" to my very exotic and Middle Eastern dentist because to get the tooth out he had to wrap his hand around my jaw. but there was weird tools in my mouth and I wasn't given any kind of sedative so I couldn't blame my impulse on anything but me being a fucking weirdo and a creep. so I couldn't/didn't.

7. I always feel the need to tell random pointless stories that (somehow) I find relevant which you'd think come in handy with this tag but nope

8. I'd really like to travel somewhere or go backpacking one day (probably why I didn't care about being homeless lmao) and I'd like to live in Washington state for at least a year

9. I'm highly obsessed with Supernatural, the show aND I DON'T SEE WHY DESTIEL ISN'T CANON. LIKE, YEAH, THEIR RELATIONSHIP WOULD HAVE STARTED FIVE SEASONS AGO IF CASTIEL WAS IN A FEMALE VESSEL BUT SHIT MAN. ITS 2016.

10. the first thing I ever wrote was an emo love story where they become vampires in the end. I was 12, and thankfully nobody will ever find it because it isn't on wattpad.

11. I have this weird movie collection, literally last time I counted there was 213 movies and most of them are horror flicks. my favorite movies probably are Let Me In, Sweeney Todd, and The Breakfast Club.

12. I still have yet to come out to my family mainly because almost everyone in my family are either racist or homophobic or both

13. I'm a vegetarian and every time I say this people always ask if I want a double bacon burger for dinner like do YOU want to be churned into hamburger meat, if not, shut the fuck please. thanks.

okay, whoo I'm done.

I choose to tag:

Ann-Sheree

dunbarsdrugs

Explosionss (my child, so smol, so impure.)

JustaFriend4U

maIia-tate

marrishxdestiel (my child, so smol, so pure.)