How Pizza Saved My Love Life

4."Are you gonna rape me?"

I have come to a very wise decision.

Seriously.

Today is Saturday so only yesterday I found out Jordan was a pizza delivery boy.

Ah, this still makes me laugh.

So today I have made my decision and I ordered a pizza, knowing that he will be the one delivering it. I think my choice is very mature and wise and if it could happen I would be the happiest person ever.

And BAM! The door bell rings. This is so exciting.

"Are you seriously gonna eat that. You ordered a large pizza yesterday, don't you have some left overs?" Jordan says right when I open the door.

Who does he think he is, interfering with my relationship with pizza that way?

"Come inside." I pull him by his jacket inside my house. Mom and dad are out so I thought this was the perfect opportunity to start my blackmail plan.

"Are you gonna rape me?"

"Shut up and listen carefully to what I have to say." I start confidently.

"I'm pretty sure it's gonna be pretty dumb but go ahead."

"Need I remind you that ruining your social life is only one click away?" I remind him just in case he forgot to whom he was talking to.

"I'm sorry. Go on, princess," he half-heartedly apologizes but I accept it anyway.

"So you know how I love pizza right?" I ask him right away.

"I mean, who doesn't?" He asks with a light chuckle and I almost smile at the sound of it.

Get it together Aubrey!

"Right so basically what you have to do, is get me a medium pizza, extra cheese with pepperonis on top and a pack of large fries for free every Friday night. That's of course until I get bored of it and switch to another order–"

"Woah okay hold on. You want me to get you free pizza?" He asks, a hint of shock in his tone.

"And fries. Don't forget the fries."

"Are you for real, Aubrey?" He asks me with a laugh.

"Well, what's wrong with that?!" I ask and I sound a little childish at the minute if I'm being completely honest.

"Because I told you I would do anything in the world and you chose to save like 30 bucks every Friday. You are very ambitious," he laughs and I swear to God I almost join him but I hold back.

"But I couldn't think of anything else," I play with the hem of my shirt in shame.

"You're not evil. Nor you will ever be, love." He says with a smirk.

What does he mean I can't be evil?!

"I actually happen to be an evil genius, Mr. I'm-too-cool-for-everybody." I defend myself.

"Well Miss. I-think-I'm-an-evil-genius-but-actually-I'm-not, you can't deny that demanding free pizza for blackmail is pretty stupid."

And I get an idea. Right then in that second. I don't know if I will regret it later or not, but what I do know is that it will make him suffer. Severely.

"Fine. You know what? I have a better idea, but it will be worse for you." I smile evilly.

I'm one hundred percent sure that this idea is fucked up as hell but if it makes him miserable, then I am willing to take a chance. It's not that I hate his guts or that I'd easily punch him in the balls if I get the chance. This is about revenge. It's about the long months of humiliation that he caused me.

This is a taste of his own medicine.

"What are you gonna make me steal ketchup and bring it to you? Please don't make me do it that's...dangerous!" He throws his hands in the air and waves them, faking fear.

"Well, as tempting as that is, I won't make you go through all that trouble Jordan."

"It's Jay. Stop calling me Jordan."

"Okay Jordan." I hope I'm being annoying enough. "Here is your real task, handsome boy." I smirk.

He leans back on the couch, crosses his arms and waits for me to speak with a smirk plastered on his face.

"I think that this is the perfect chance to get my freshman year revenge right?" I don't wait for his response and keep on talking. "You will never know the humiliation you put me through if it weren't you." I am now smirking and he has a concerned frown on his face.

"What do you mean? That was–"

"Psshhh shhhh! I didn't finish." I hush him quickly. "You have to tell everyone that you have a crush on me."  

The look on his face is priceless. His eyes are double their normal size and his mouth is wide open. I couldn't feel more proud of myself right now. I, my humble self, am the reason Jay Lawrence looks like that at the moment.

"What?" He barks and I jump slightly.

Jeez, don't get your boxers in a twist dickhead.

"You do that, or else.." I say confidently.

"Are you kidding? Do you know what that's gonna do to me? To my reputation?!" He glares at me and I try my best to stand my ground and not take back what I said.

He's intimidating, damn.

"Listen, if you didn't tell everyone I was obsessed with you Freshman year, I wouldn't be the introverted freak at school that everyone calls 'stalker' I think you owe me big time, fuckhead."

He stays silent but the glare doesn't leave his eyes.

"By Tuesday, if at least 5 of your friends don't know you have a thing for me, the picture will be out in the open, and trust me when I say everyone is going to know, Jordan." I add.

"Aubrey, I'm sorry okay? That was freshman year I was stupid and I wanted attention. Please don't do this," he surprises me by taking a few steps closer to me and takes my hand in his.

Oh, I get it.

Fuckboy charms.

Won't work on me, hottie.

I chuckle at how stupid he thinks I am and push his hand away. "Jordan. Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. You think you can win me over with your fuckboy ways? Tsk."

"I'm not a fuckboy."

"That's what all fuckboys say." I take a step away from him, still smirking.

"You're not actually serious about this whole thing right? Like we hate each other. Why do you want me to like you?" He asks, confused.

"I don't want you to like me. I want you to pretend you like me as an apology for freshman year. Also, because I want to avenge my 14 year old self." I explain and push him towards the front door.

"But–"

"Thank you for the pizza. Here's your money and you can keep the change. Bye!" I reach for the door knob but suddenly the bell rings and we both freeze.

Shit.

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