You worked as a tour guide near Shrek's swamp. You wouldn't talk to him much due to the fact that the people would consider you some witch or whatever. You wanted to talk to the dude but Lord Farquad would either take all your memes or have your head chopped off.
So anyway back to the story.
So one day while you were ignoring the tourist asking questions and listening to Fireflies by Owl City you noticed a weird sticky greenish substance.
