moose: it happened
✨gabey✨: what happened
moose: I caught Jess cheating on me
✨gabey✨: aw that sucks
demon bean: I'll kick her ass
demon bean: I'll kick the guys ass too
angel bean named the chat Sam Wesson Defense Squad
angel bean: we're here for you buddy
Charlie👾: how did it go down?
moose: I've been suspecting it for a while now so I went to Jess's dorm room to "surprise" her. I knocked and some douche answered. Half naked.
✨gabey✨: oooooooooo
moose: bottom half.
Charlie👾: wow ew
moose: the guy got dressed and left and Jess and I had a huge fight. She was rambling on about how if I had sex with her this wouldn't have happened. I told her that I'm asexual and she laughed in my face. Then I said we're done and suddenly it was this huge deal. "Sam, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh." and "I promise I'll never do it again!" As fucking if. One minute she's telling me I'm not valid and the next she's begging me to forgive her for saying it.
angel bean: wow
✨gabey✨: you okay?
moose: actually, I'm great. I finally came out and after I left I found the dude and punched him
Charlie👾: YAS SAMMY
demon bean: SLAY
moose: I knocked him out
angel bean: omg
✨gabey✨: Jesus Sammy ur strong as fuck
demon bean: remind me never to piss you off
moose: his friends got ready to fight me when I walked up but when I punched him they were running away pissing themselves
Charlie👾: karma's a bitch ain't it
moose: I still feel kinda sad about the whole Jess thing. We've been dating for five months I thought I would be more important than sex
✨gabey✨: you're too good for her
angel bean: yeah
Charlie👾: you deserve someone better
demon bean: *cough*likegabe*cough*
✨gabey✨: stop shipping us
demon bean: no
moose: I don't really mind
angel bean: *screaming*
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