You think it's corny. I bet you think it's very corny that they made that language up and how 'Ironic' it is that they just now are using it.
You probably think, "How did we get from this, to this?"
Im sorry for the cornyness..
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Be the one getting help~
I ran home and called everyone on my contact list. Except the pizza guy, cause I wasn't hungry.
Everyone rushed over as I explained what was happening. Everyone was nodding and gasping, and waited for me to finish to ask questions.
"uHH,,,, sO YOU AND DAVE ARE STILL,,,,, uH,,, dATING?" I shrugged.
"1 SM3LL SOM3TH1NG FUNNY!" Terezi said running around. She ran everywhere, so I looked behind me and I saw something move.
I walked up the stairs and into the hall way, following the shadow.
What are you doing, Karkat? I mentally asked. A murderer could be in my house and I want to check it out.. Freak..
I push away my doubtful thoughts and walk into the guest room, where Cronus hung out a lot.
"Hello?" I said quietly. When I don't hear an answer, I started to close the door. Suddenly I felt arms wrap around me and close my mouth with a cloth. I tasted it and before I could scream for help, I blacked out.
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I awoke and I almost immediately one where I was. After my eyes adjusted to the lighting, I realized that I was at Gamzee's hive. "GAMZEE!?" I yelled. I heard a groan behind me. I turned around and saw the one and only, Dave Strider.
"Dave!" I whispered. He shuffled more and he lifted his head up. "K-karkat?" He moved his hands a bit and looked around the room. "Shit!" He said. "WHAT?" I asked. He didn't respond. "WHAT!?" I repeated with more force. "We're at Gamzee's house, aren't we?" I nodded. Is Gamzee the one that's been threatening us?" I said, this time in a whisper. Dave shook his head.
"No, it's-"
"Well, well, well. If it isn't Dave and his precious Karkat?" Dave smirked. "You kidnapped us. Did you expect the muffin man and God?" The voice laughed. It was girly and... well it sounded like Vriska, but something was off. I still couldn't see who it was. "So, Karkat... figured out who I am yet?" Karkat shook his head. "IF YOU'D SHOW YOUR UGLY ASS I'M SURE THAT THINGS WOULD BE EASIER!" The voice laughed again and slowly came out of the shadows.
"KANAYA!?" I said. Dave nodded and so did Dave. "Care To Let Me Explain?" I gulped, but nodded. "I Was So Close To Becoming Your Lover, Then Dave Flew Into The Picture And Ruined It! I Was So Mad, That I Went Off And Dated His Sister.. But When That Didn't Work, I Chose Blackmail. Do You Understand?"
" WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BE FLUSHED FOR ME? I'M A FREAK!" Kanaya shook her head.
"I'm Sure That If You Spent Hours A Day Crying On His Shoulder, Before You Two Dated, That He Would Fall For You." Dave nodded in agreement. BUT WHAT ABOUT ROSE!? SHE LOVES YOU!" Kanaya just shrugged. "I Suppose She Was What You Call, A Fling?"
"Kanaya! Stop! I'm sure that you like Rose in stone ways, right?" Dave said. Talking to her for half of the first time. I saw his green his pocket knife out of his back pocket and started cutting the rope around him.
"I'm Quite Positive That I'm In Love With Karkat Dave! Nothing, Not Even A Silly Thing Like You, Can Stop That!" She raised her voice and Dave's muscles tensed. But the second she turned away, Dave stood and stabbed her in the brain, then the heart, then her guts.
I sat there. Shocked.
Hi Guys! New Update!! 0kay s0 I have a w0nderful Idea y'all will like. I've decided that I'm going to update This book Every Monday! Yea like? Good! Until next time lovelies!
