Just a teenage boy~ Joshler

7

I woke up on the couch with someone's arms around me and my phone was ringing
It was brendon
I picked it up and turned to see who was spooning me
"Hey brendon"
"JOSH"
I jumped at the sudden loud yelling and the fact that it was Tyler who was spooning me
He looks so cute when he sleeps
"Josh are you listening?"
"Oh yeah sorry"
"Okay well there's a party at mine tonight but I couldn't get a hold of Tyler he won't pick up his phone and I'm outside your house cause he wasn't in his and I'm coming inside"
I heard the door open and I just tensed
"Wait what?"
"Hi jos- OMG"
Shit are my parents home
"Brendon shut up! My parents and siblings are most likely asleep and so is Tyler!"
He looked at me confused
"You need to open the curtains and look at the time dude"
Oh
"What time is it then"
He laughed opening the curtains making my eyes squint from the light

"It's like 2:30pm"

"Oh shit"
Tyler started to stir in his sleep
He groaned a bit but then pulling his legs up then pulling me closer
I could feel my eyes widen and my face get hot

But brendon was on the ground dying of laughter

"Fuck I pissed myself" he said laughing

"Well I'm glad I don't have carpet"
He just laid on the floor

"Dude get up go to the bathroom"
His smile faded a bit but stayed
"I'm scared to move"
I laughed
Tyler finally opened his eyes
But he jolted up scooting away from me
Dang it
"S-sorry" he said
I laughed
"It's okay but you made brendon piss himself and now he is lying there because he is scared to move"
Then I sighed standing up to attempt to help brendon
"C'mon dude get up, it's not like you shit yourself"

He nodded
And slowly got up

"Oh fuck that smells"
He was fucking dripping

"Dude when's the last time you went to the toilet and how much have you had to drink"

"Last night before bed and 3 bottles of water"

"What the fuck"
Brendon just stood there dripping looking at me

"So you gonna help me or am I gonna leave pee drips all to way to your bathroom"

Tyler was just laughing in the backround
I laughed too
"Hang on lemme get two rags, one to clean the piss and one to hold the drips"

Brendon nodded standing still as I ran into the laundry and grabbed two rags

I ran out throwing one at him
"Go"

He ran past awkwardly with his legs apart
It looked really odd

My nose scrunched from the smell as I plopped the rag over the puddle

"Hang on ty I'll be back with air freshner stuff this fucking smells rank"

Tyler nodded sitting with a disgust face and holding his nose

I got the spray and told Tyler to go into the laundry to wait for me to stop spraying

I stood there for about 3 minutes just continuously spraying

I turned around to see a half naked brendon which scared the fuck out of me

"Dude put some boxers on or something"

He sighed

"I can't you tard they have piss on them"

"Oh yeah"

I ran into my room both Tyler and brendon following

I threw some sweat pants and under wear at brendon and he walked back into the hallway to find the bathroom

"AHHHHHHHHH"
I heard Abby scream

"BRENDON I TOLD YOU TO COVER"

"SORRY I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A SISTER"

"TWO"

"OH"

I went in the hallway to find Abby on the ground covering her eyes muttering
"Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew"
I tried not to laugh and so did Tyler

I picked her up
"Sorry Abby he peed himself from laughing and didn't know you were here"

She took her hands off her eyes

"What even was that"

Oh fuck

Tyler and i just stared into eachothers eyes not knowing what to say

"Josh?"

I sighed walking into me room and sitting on the bed with Abby on my lap

"That's a boys private parts"
She looked grossed out

"What's it called"

God dam it Abby
I could see Tyler covering his mouth trying not to laugh

"A penis"

She looked confused

"Wait does that mean you have one?"

I sighed
"Yes Abby"

She looked me up and down
She got off my lap and sat next to me with a grossed out face

"W-what is it for?"

My eyes widened

"I'm not telling you that part"

She looked at me confused

"Why not"

"Ask mum"

She nodded

"I'd hug you cause your my brother but"

She looked down at my crotch

"Abby"
I said grabbing her attention making her look at my face
"Don't look at it, your not meant to and your still allowed to hug me"

Now both brendon and Tyler were snickering in the back round

She nodded and hugged me

I looked up at brendon raising my eyebrows at him

He sighed rolling his eyes

He crouched down to Abby's height

"I'm sorry you had to see that"

She was quiet for a moment then hugged him

"That's okay, all boys have a pentos"

Pentos?

Then she left the room

We immediately started giggling then Tyler spoke

"Wai- wait wait a minute"
He said breathing wiping his damp eyes

"Did she say pentos?"

I nodded laughing, making Tyler laugh again

"Let's get back to building the tree house so my parents don't question me about what happened while your here"
They nodded and we all raced out the door and to the car