Dumb Fanfction Moments

chapta uno

*AGAIN NONE OF THESE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH A PARTICULAR STORY. THESE ARE ALL MY OPINIONS IN AN EFFORT TO GIVE PEOPLE A GOOD LAUGH.*

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1. When the main girl gets bullied for being 'ugly' and is casted by like, Ariana Grande, or someone like that.

2. "My wavy blonde hair cascaded like a waterfall down my back"

Uhum. I don't think your hair and a waterfall have much in common. 

3."Louis ran out of the room in his blue striped shirt, red suspenders, and red pants"

Wow, looks like we got a carrot over here. It's 2013 hun, get it together.

4. Starbucks, McDonald's, and Nandos are the ONLY restaurants that exist in London. 

5. "leik OMG i get 2 c one diRECtion in concert!!!!111!!1!11 LOL!!!111!! Then, hairy like, looked at me the enTIRE concert! then he pulled me backstage and we had sEX!!11!! Then lewis came and we started maKING out!!!"

There are so many things wrong there it hurts. 

6.They ALWAYS have some troubled past:

"My dad abused me."

oh.

"I had cancer"

woops.

"I was raped."

And the award for most original goes to..

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HEY GUYS! I hope you all enjoyed this xD I was laughing half the time I was writing this. 

If you'd like, please vote, comment, ect. It would really mean a lot. And if you haven't already, go check out my other books. Preferably Take Care c: 

Thanks for reading, next chapter will be up in a few. 

~Erin