Dumb Fanfction Moments

chapta eleven

1. "I could smell Harry's smirk through the phone." oh? is it suddenly possible to smell smirks? or is it just the fact that smirking is ALL Harry does?  

2.""He licked my bottom lip asking for entrance." This ain't the magic kingdom you don't need no ticket.

3."He explored the inside of my mouth." Do do do do do Niall, Do do do do do Niall. Do Do Do Do Niall, Do Do Do Do Do Niall. Niall Niall Niall the explorer.

4.When the author disappears for months and leaves you with a cliffhanger.

5."I think I'm pregnant. but I don't know if its Liam's or Zayn's." Oh really? You don't know?

6.When a book is original and perfect and amazing and only has like 200 reads.

7."I'm sorry this chapter sucks Uhg im such a bad writer don't make fun of me." The chapter is perfect stop fishing for compliments this isn't a pond.

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't updated in awhile.. kinda broke both my phone and my ipod /oops/ Haha, hope you enjoyed. see ya later.

~Erin