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1. When Louis owns like 173619173 pairs of suspenders.

Guys, it's 2013, he barely even wears shirts.

2. When all Niall wants to do is eat Nandos.

Guys, I'm sure he likes other things.

3."let's watch a movie!" Harry suggests

"Okay, how abo-" Melonie begins.

"tOY STORY!" Liam interrupts.

Guys, Liam likes Toy Story, but he likes other movies too.

4. The story is about 75% useless drama, 15% sex, 10% British slang, and -.0001% reality.

5. When Zayn owns about 284621055629273 personal mirrors.

6. When Melonie wears Harry's Ramones shirts everywhere.

Are you a living beanbag ma'am?

7. "And this is the Irish leprechaun Niall!"

Huh, I wasn't aware he was irish, I always thought he was Romanian.

8. "Wow Harry! You're a great singer!"

"Thanks."

"Let's siGN YOU UP FOR THE FACTOR!"

Says Melonie in the not famous fan fiction.

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Ima sicky girl living in a healthy world.

~Erin

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