Dumb Fanfction Moments

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1."You're amaZAYN!" (a/n see what I did there? ;D) 

No, I don't recall what you DID there. Could you repeat???

2. The girl is in a dark alley about to get raped and get who just so happens to be walking down the same street at the same FUCKING TIME. That's right, ZAYN MALIK EVERYONE.

3. She's a virgin and she somehow gets pregnant.

Theres something wrong with this. 

4. "WARNING DONT READ UNLESS YOU'RE 13 AND UP"

Says the 12 year old writing the damn story. 

5. "His manhood entered my womenhood."

If you're going to write smut atleast use the CORRECT FUCKING WORDS.

6. The girl always falls for her bully which just so happens to be the Cheeky little bastard named HARRY STYLES.

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When life gives you lemons you makes tea with it and confuse the whole world.

~Erin.