1. When The Author Types Likes This.
*Leaves*
2. "Do you like Carrots?" Louis squeals.
"No." I mutter, rolling my eyes.
"WHAT HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE CARROTS?!!!?!?!1? Louis screeches in my ear while throwing continuous baby carrots at me.
Can u not.
3. The author describes the charactor nothing like the celebrity that she casts it as.
"I straighten my wavy blonde hair and put some black eyeliner to make my bright, crystal blue eyes pop. Then I looked at my fairly tanned legs."
*Puts side picture of Meghan Fox.*
r u serious
4. I ordered my chocolate chip mocha frape and payed for it quickly, then I turned around and accidently ran into someones chest, spilling my drink all over them.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" I say, I look up, and realize its LoUIS FUCKING TOMLINSON FROM ONE DIRECTION.
"No problem babe, want to go out?"
I can't even, I have forgotten how to even.
5. They're always named some name that just flows flawlessly.
"Oh Melonie Crystal Waters, I love you."
6. Louis meets Melonie in the vegtable isle and falls inlove with her because sHES BUYING CARROTS.
7. Melonie's parents don't exist almost the enotire book and suddenly one of them just dies.
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wow two reads. I feel so accomplished.
~Erin
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