Dumb Fanfction Moments

Chapta sixxxx

1. "My name is Melonie Crystal Waters, and this is the story about how I-"

Im just gonna stop you there.

2. "You're the carrot queen." Louis whispers in my ear.

*closes out book and burns my computer*

3. When the author has extreme writers block but doesn't want to admit it so she puts one of the characters in a coma.

4.When you think a character is nice then they end up kidnapping one of the characters and almost blowing them up.

Why do I feel so betrayed.

5. "Hey beautiful, how old are you?"

"12."

"We can make this work."

*explodes*

6. When they use their lyrics I'm like every sentence.

"Well baby, you got that One Thing."

" and that's what makes Melonie beautiful(;"

"And let me Kiss You, Baby."

Srsly

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Short but sweet.

~Erin