Writing this from Biology. #oops
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1. When Melonie works at Nandos and guess what little Irish fucker comes prancing in wanting Peri Peri Chicken with a side of da v?
2.when Melonie just forgives the boy for everything.
"Why did you cheat on me?????1!!1!1!1??"
"I don't know babe, I'm sorry."
"It's okay I love you."
Srsly.
3. '"I love you noodles." Liam whispers to Danielle's hair because it reminded him of spaghetti.'
I've read that somewhere I'm not even kidding.
4. When there are more bromance moments than moments with Melonie
5. When the parents let them go with them on tour.
"Mom can I go on tour with a bunch of boys I just met yesterday?"
"Sure hunny! It's not like you have school or work or friends or anything! Have fun, use protection, love you!"
No.
6. When the author can't figure out what to do anymore so they just put someone in a coma.
"HAZZA, STOP MAKING OUT WITH MELONIE ZAYN IS IN A COMA!"
"OKAY BOOBEAR, IM COMING!"
7. When they usE THE FUCKING NICKNAMES
"Boobear"
"Hazza"
"Lili"
"Leprechaun"
"Dj Malik"
How about no.
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This took me literally no time to write. Oml
~Erin
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