Today Labrathor couldn't drop me off to school because she was saving the world, again, so I had to walk to school. When I got to class, I got a lot of strange looks because of my kazoo playing. Soon, lunch came. And let me tell you, it's hard to eat with a kazoo in your mouth. I sat down at a table, nobody sat with me until a girl with short blondish brown hair sat across from me.
"Yello" I said through my kazoo.
"Hi" she said quietly.
"What's your name?"
"Riley, you?"
"Kazoobie"
She gave me a strange look, "Kazoobie? Who names their child Kazoobie?"
"Ask my mother, Labrathor"
"What?! Labrathor? Are you just messing with me? And why are you playing the kazoo?" Riley asked.
"I am not messing with you, Kazoobie is my real name. And i can't answer that question, it's too personal" I said while dramatically looking up at the ceiling. Riley rolled her eyes, "It's a simple question, answer it"
"No, I can't. I might burst out in tears if I do!" I said while my mouth was quivering. "Ugh, whatever" Riley said. Lunch was over, and headed to my last classes and then home.
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The Shocker
HumorThis is the story of the one and only Kazoobie, and what you will read will be a shocker. None of this is true, I'm just writing this so my friend will hate me ;D
