F.A.T (Les Twins Short Story)

Young Wisdom

“I think it’s too shallow to see two grown successful females get their minds worried over a man who has never made a motion of interest towards either one of you. He simply just looked your ways and you lost your minds. This is the problem with this society, we the women let sexism take over us.”

Brya rubbed her forehead. “Theresa if you don’t shut the fuck up, I will kick your lesbian ass back to being straight.” She complained to her niece.

Jessica and Agnes both looked at Brya in shock. “Lesbian?!?!” Agnes asked.

“Yes, I am a lesbian. News flash” Theresa said with a ‘so-what’ face.

“How come I don’t get this news from your mother?” Jess complained. Theresa shrugged.

“She just told me and Ushi a couple of days ago too.” Brya said in order to make the worry of her present sister go away.

“You are one of those feminists then. Correct?” Agnes asked with a realization tone in her voice.

“Yeah. It’s not as bad as you make it sound like. It’s just a belief that women can do it all by themselves without such things happening” Theresa answered and referred to her aunt Brya’s situation.

The situation of feeling like worthless shit because she fell for a man’s meaningless words when he never even tried to impress her into becoming his. Brya felt played and stupid. Her feelings got the best out of her and now she is feeling like she is everyone’s second choice because apparently she is not good enough to make a man mesmerized enough to not show what he does with girls in front of her eyes.

“Theresa don’t think just because I am dealing with my own issues, I am okay with this thing you are getting into. As soon as I get something together I will deal with you.” Brya said.

“What issue? It’s a perfectly natural thing that I am attracted to women.” Theresa defended herself.

Jessica and Agnes both make a face and a ew voice trailed off on them. “Theresa, this is so sudden. I mean, how come?” Jessica tried to understand.

“Auntie…just accept it please. Dealing with my mom is bad enough.” Theresa said helplessly. She needed someone to understand her for a change.

Brya poured another cup for herself. Jessica noticed her sister’s semi drunken attitude, “Hey Brya you might want to slow down hun.”

Brya chuckled and took a big gulp of the alcohol, “Don’t think this dude messed me up, no. It’s just that he triggered many things I’ve wanted to ignore all at once. I mean I’m not sobbing over him but still. Look at me. All single can’t even get a man.”

Agnes smirked, “Brya some people are made to live as a single headless crazy bitch like yourself. I say don’t sweat it. You are just perfect they way you are baby, and if they don’t like it then fuck them.” She raised her glass to Brya. Brya felt uplifted with the said compliments. She raised her glass as well, “Fuck them then. My girlfriends is all I need.”

Jessica smiled and raised the bottle near her, “To us who don’t accept no punk as a man,” They laughed and banged their glasses together. The sound of the glasses hitting each other filled the room. “Come on Theresa party up_” Agnes said with the drunken smile on her face.

“Goddamnit come on you lesbian kid.” Brya got off from the couch and made it to her niece’s side. She put her hand around her shoulder “When I get a chance I’m going to rent the best stripper in town that I know…” Theresa got excited with the idea, “…and lock you in a room with him. Goddamnit I am not letting either one of you out until you realize the blessing of a dick.” Brya made Agnes and Jessica laugh loudly, but Theresa remained unamused. She brushed her aunt’s hand off of herself, “Thanks but no thank you”

Brya stumbled, “Pfffft kid, you don’t know what you’re saying. Wait until you get my age, your body will tell you what a treasure God has put in men…”

“You are only three years older than me Brya” Theresa said.

Brya laughed. “Hah!” She took a sip on her drink, “Three years is a long time for girls your age, a long time”

“Oh I remember when I was twenty.” Agnes said. “I was so arrogant, I thought the whole world as to bow to me.”

“Well I’m not saying the world has to do anything for me, I just need to be respected as I respect the others.” Theresa talked back.

Agnes laughed, the alcohol obviously taking its effect up. “Have you even have sex with a guy who knows how to do it right?”

Brya perked up, “Honey when you get with someone who knows how to push it in…” Her head threw back as if she fainted “You will feel the lord standing above you telling you thank him for what he created."