online luv

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AK47: { • } Online
Iforgotmyname: { • } Online

AK47: Heyo!

Iforgotmyname: Hi?

AK47: Why does this feel like dejavu?

Iforgotmyname: What makes you think I'm comfortable talking to a stranger that apparently knows what I look like?

AK47: You replied, didn't you?

Iforgotmyname: So how DO you know what I look like?

AK47: .... Google Plus is a social media site. You have pics of yourself on here.

Iforgotmyname: How do you know it's ME and not a friend or relative of mine?

AK47: Maybe because almost all of them have the caption, "Me at the beach," or "Me at school," or "Me like a bawss"...

Iforgotmyname: Goddamn. Do I really sound that conceited?

AK47: Shall I sugarcoat the truth? ;P

Iforgotmyname: Ha ha. So funny. Hah.

AK47: I can hear your tone dripping with sarcasm.

Iforgotmyname: Ha.

AK47: Ha.

Iforgotmyname: So what's with the name AK47?

AK47: I was in the Marines for 4 years.

Iforgotmyname: omg so you must be like 30

AK47: Age ain't nothin but a number, sweet pea ;)

Iforgotmyname: Ew. I don't wanna talk to some old dude

AK47: I'm kidding.

Iforgotmyname: What? ._.

AK47: My initials are A.K. and 4/7 is my birthday.

Iforgotmyname: So what's your name?

AK47: Hahahaha yeah no. We haven't gotten to that level yet.

Iforgotmyname: I can't talk to nameless people.

AK47: Sucks... You were in for a treat.

Iforgotmyname: Screw you.

AK47: Aw, one step closer to marriage

Iforgotmyname: -_- At least tell me you're not 30?

AK47: I'm 17.

Iforgotmyname: How can I be sure?

AK47: You'll just have to trust me ;)

Iforgotmyname: HOW CAN I TRUST A NAMELESS STALKER?!

AK47: Pet names! And how am I a stalker?

Iforgotmyname: You went through my pics.

AK47: So could anyone with access to the Worldwide Web.

Iforgotmyname: Anakin Keller?

AK47: Aww there's no fun in guessing.

Iforgotmyname: Abraham Kenton? Austin Knight? Adam King? Ashton Knowles?

AK47: Ooh I'd love to be a Knowles related to Beyoncé. Girl's got millions just sitting in a bank.

Iforgotmyname: Adriel Klein?

AK47: How many of those names did you Google?

Iforgotmyname: TELL ME YOUR NAME. THE CURIOSITY HURTS.

AK47: One day, my dear Tess...

Iforgotmyname: OMFG HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

{AK47 is now offline.}

"I HATE THIS GUY!"