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AK47: { • } Online
Iforgotmyname: { • } Online

AK47: Tesseract

Iforgotmyname: How many nicknames do you have for me?

AK47: I'm not sure, Quinny. Anyways, I'm gonna tell you a story.

Iforgotmyname: .... Please keep it PG.

AK47: Hot damn, there goes my erotica novel.

Iforgotmyname: Perrrrrrv alert!

AK47: IT WAS A JOKE, JEEZ

Iforgotmyname: Sure it was

AK47: I hate you

Iforgotmyname: I love you too

AK47: ANYWAYS. Once upon a time, there was a dude. And he was a shy, geeky teen. But he was blown away by the beauty of this chick, who I will call Girl A for the sake of the story. Anyways, the dude was mesmerized by Girl A, but he never had the courage to talk to her. After all, if she hadn't noticed him after several years of school together, she certainly wouldn't notice him during their senior year.

AK47: Brb I want a donut

Iforgotmyname: ....

Iforgotmyname: ......

Iforgotmyname: Did you go to France to get your donut?????

AK47: I'm back

AK47: Wth no, I just didn't feel like running down the stairs. It's a hazard, Tessy.

Iforgotmyname: What kind of donut?

AK47: Boston creme pie

Iforgotmyname: My kind of guy. Anyways, on with the story.

AK47: So yeah. He was a nobody, but Girl A was a somebody. And in the guy's mind, it was just completely impossible for her to ever like someone like him.

Iforgotmyname: This is depressing.

AK47: But alas! His heart, before crumbling bitterly, came up with an idea.

Iforgotmyname: Hearts don't come up with ideas. Brains do.

AK47: Shut up and stop interrupting me.

AK47: So the guy started writing her letters.

AK47: He was her secret admirer, and he was for many months. He'd leave her a note in her locker, on her desk, in her backpack... Anywhere he could, but he never signed them. Never left a clue as to who he might've been.

Iforgotmyname: That sucks. What if she ended up falling for him? How would she know who to look for?

AK47: It didn't matter to the guy at the time. The only thing he wanted was for her to be happy, and he knew she could never be happy with a loser like him.

Iforgotmyname: Aww :'( stop making me sad. What happened to him?

AK47: One day, Girl A set up a trap. She noticed a pattern with this guy: every Monday it was a note for her locker; on Wednesdays she'd get a note on her desk, and on Fridays it would somehow get in her bag. So one Friday, she left her backpack in the locker room before heading off to the gym. She got one of her friends to watch her bag every minute of gym class, in hopes of catching the guy.

Iforgotmyname: Oh snap

AK47: Sure enough, her friend spotted a guy she'd never seen stuffing a letter into Girl A's purse.

Iforgotmyname: OMGGG

AK47: The friend ran up to him and pushed him against the lockers. By then, gym was already ending, so Girl A got to see the guy for herself. At first, she was angry. After all, he HAD been opening her backpack without permission. But deep down, she had already developed feelings for him. He was so sweet and caring, and his words always lifted her to the moon. All she dreamed of was being able to caress the guy's face as he spoke his poetic words to her in person.

Iforgotmyname: #truelove

AK47: Well, not really...

Iforgotmyname: ???

AK47: Hold on, I want another donut.

Iforgotmyname: DONT YOU DARE LEAVE

AK47: JK, gosh. Anyways, I mean it wasn't real love because it was the wrong guy. The dude that Girl A found in the locker room was simply a messenger for the real guy. Apparently he saw Girl A's friend stalking her purse, so he had someone else deliver it for him that day.

Iforgotmyname: Are you googling some soap opera?

AK47: Nope

Iforgotmyname: Jeez. So did the girl ever find the real guy?

AK47: Yes. The messenger got scared and ratted out who the real sweetheart was. Girl A was overjoyed to finally have a name for the guy who constantly made her heart melt with all the attention he gave her.

Iforgotmyname: Type fasterrrr ugh the suspense

AK47: :P Anyways, she asked all around school for the guy by his name, but no one seemed to have seen him that day. But she wasn't giving up. She went to the principals office and asked for his address, claiming they were science partners. So she went to visit him.

Iforgotmyname: And?

AK47: The guy opened the door, hiding his face with one last letter

AK47: That said...

AK47: I love you...

Iforgotmyname: THE FEELZ OMG 😍

AK47: And they had a beautiful little boy and lived happily ever after.

Iforgotmyname: *claps forever* you should make it into a movie.

AK47: Heh.

Iforgotmyname: So was there a Girl B?

AK47: Huh?

Iforgotmyname: Well you kept calling her Girl A, so I figured there had to be a Girl B.

AK47: Oh, no. I called her Girl A cuz her name starts with A.

Iforgotmyname: What?

AK47: Her name is Anna.

Iforgotmyname: Wait OMG this is based on real life???

AK47: Yep.

Iforgotmyname: How do you know?

AK47: Because that, my friend, is the love story of my parents ;)

{AK47 is now offline.}

Iforgotmyname: WHAT? OH SNAAAAAP

Iforgotmyname: I was wondering why the chick wouldn't ask for his phone number or something lol.

Iforgotmyname: Wait I'm guessing you're that 'beautiful baby boy' they had? -_- Guess I'll never know.

Iforgotmyname: I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THAT DONUT YOU'RE PROBABLY EATING!!!

{Iforgotmyname is now offline.}