online luv

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{extra long}

AK47: Online
Iforgotmyname: Online

AK47: Hey

Iforgotmyname: Aloha

AK47: What's up?

Iforgotmyname: I just ate an odd dinner and now I reside in my ultra-hard bed with a mean backache. You?

AK47: I'm also within the confined area of my bed covers eating ice cream in my nightly attire, AKA boxers. I'm hardcore

Iforgotmyname: Sounds manly lol. Unluckily for me, there's no ice cream in this house. Nothing sweet except for straight up sugar, which isn't even sugar... it's that substitute stuff. So I lay in bed with an acidic stomach, replaying my day in my head.

AK47: Sounds like self-reflection, Tessy. I didn't know you had a soul :o

Iforgotmyname: Hah. Haha. Hilarious. It's more like "how many times did I make a fool of myself today? What did I do with that lemonade... Why is Aaron so confusing? Where are my pills?"

AK47: So many questions yet no answers. You'll just have to accept that the world is out to get you.

Iforgotmyname: Wrong.
1. An infinite amount of times.
2. It's probably in my purse.
3. He's just an inexplicable derp who might even be bipolar and just hasn't told me yet because my opinion is highly valuable to him.
4. Somewhere in my room.
5. I'm glad we're on the same page. It's the worlds fault I'm sucking at school and at making friends and having a decent family.

AK47: My answers would have been a little bit different.

Iforgotmyname: Enlighten me.

AK47: 1. You're probably right on this one.
2. The Lemonade is in your dad's belly.
3. I am who I am.
4. The pills are on the nightstand.

AK47: Simple answers from a simple guy

Iforgotmyname: 1. I meant indefinite, as in I'm not sure, not infinite.
2. My dad was in the emergency room Sunday night because of an inflammation and infection that affects his stomach, and he's trying to avoid unnecessary eating or drinking. So I know he didn't drink my lemonade. Plus he thinks he's too manly for pink lemonade.
3. That was specific.
4. I don't have a nightstand. If I remember correctly, ibuprofen is in my purse and the other weird pills I take for no clear reason are in a box on my bookshelf.

Iforgotmyname: And you're not simple. You're like an onion lmao. Onions aren't simple.

AK47: Fair enough

AK47: Sorry to hear about your dad, hope he's alright.

Iforgotmyname: Thanks for that

AK47: Anyways, Yes or No? Pick one.

Iforgotmyname: What?

AK47: Yes or no?

Iforgotmyname: No?

AK47: K

Iforgotmyname: What the hell?

AK47: Lol

Iforgotmyname: Yes or no what? What did I just veto?

AK47: The world will never know.

Iforgotmyname: Why do you hurt me? You can't leave me hanging! Now I'll forever be curious.

AK47: You're the one who said no

Iforgotmyname: What if I had said yes

AK47: Same result.

Iforgotmyname: Pffft!
Iforgotmyname: Every few years I'll remember this and fall info a Great Depression.
Iforgotmyname: I'll always remember you as the boy who denied me the joy of knowing what the question might have been

AK47: Tragic.

Iforgotmyname: And this is why I hate you.

AK47: 😇

Iforgotmyname: 😈 <--- that's officially the Aaron emoji.

AK47: 💩
AK47: And this...
AK47: Is an emoji.

Iforgotmyname: 😂😂 not the ending I was expecting. I'm astounded by your intellect.

AK47: I'm astounded that you're astounded.

Iforgotmyname: You amaze me in every conversation we have.

AK47: In what way?

Iforgotmyname: "The world will never know."

{Iforgotmyname is now offline.}

AK47: You're learning too much from me...

Hahahaha this chapter was a bit different. It didn't have the regular back-&-forth comebacks and stuff, becaaaaaause...

This is actually a legit text convo I had with a friend. Starting from the odd dinner (me) to the "in what way?" (my friend), every message in between was copy and pasted, except for the part that says I can't believe you have a soul, Tessy. And obviously I changed his name to Aaron for one message in this chapter. But I thought it was funny how this friend and I almost had our own back-and-forth lol! The very last message sent by Tess ("the world will never know") was not in the original convo. I had to cut it there because A, the chapter was getting too long, and B, I went on to describe how my friend amazes me but it's all school related (real example I told my friend: I find it amazing that the quiet guy who says 'uh...' a lot during presentations is the only person who managed to get more than 100% on their essay. Or when you spend over 13 hours at school and yet you still seem like you got your crap together better than I do, even though I go home in between classes.") Obvs I can't use that in this story, at least not until Tess and Aaron meet XD anyways adios. I had no intentions of writing tonight lol. I just thought it'd be cool to copy and paste my convo and make it a chapter with minimal thinking.