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Iforgotmyname: I'm just gonna start calling you Anonymous Kid, for 'AK'.

Iforgotmyname: Hello?

Iforgotmyname: Ugh I'm bored

Iforgotmyname: Anonymous Kid? Where are you?

Iforgotmyname: Haha like, "Scooby-Doo, where are youuuu?"

Iforgotmyname: I wonder who came up with that name.

{AK47 is now online.}

AK47: Joe Ruby and Ken Spears, I believe.

Iforgotmyname: How do you know?

AK47: Is that your way of saying hello? I'm in the midst of saving you from death by boredom.

Iforgotmyname: You're not really into answering people's questions, are you?

AK47: How are you on this fine Saturday?

Iforgotmyname: And once again, my question is ignored. Anyways. I'm bored.

AK47: Huh. I never would've guessed. It's not like you spammed me or anything.

Iforgotmyname: Whoops XD

AK47: It's okay. Mother loves it when my phone rings repeatedly during funerals.

Iforgotmyname: OMG WHAT?!

Iforgotmyname: IM SO SORRY

Iforgotmyname: OMG I FEEL SO BAD

AK47: RELAX WOMAN, IT WAS A JOKE.

Iforgotmyname: -___- It's like you WANT me to hate you.

AK47: Ah, on the contrary; I want you to love me ;P

Iforgotmyname: I can't love a nameless guy.

AK47: Ah, still on that subject?

Iforgotmyname: Yep. So, Anonymous Kid, who are you?

AK47: Hm. I actually like that pet name.

Iforgotmyname: It's not a pet name. OMG ASHTON KUTCHER?!

AK47: OMG YEAH IM TOTALLY A RICH, FAMOUS DUDE IN LOVE WITH MILA KUNIS, WASTING MY TIME TALKING TO A 17-YR-OLD HIGH SCHOOLER! OH GOLLY, YOU CAUGHT ME!

Iforgotmyname: -.- Ass.

AK47: And what, if I may ask, makes you think I'm a guy?

Iforgotmyname: ...... What?

AK47: I mean, I've never specified my gender, have I?

Iforgotmyname: .... You said you were in the Marines.

AK47: And then I said I was kidding. Besides, women can join too.

Iforgotmyname: .........

AK47: You sure love dots.

Iforgotmyname: But you called me beautiful, and sweet pea, and talked about marriage and pet names and crap...

AK47: Ever heard of lesbians?

Iforgotmyname: JESUS. This escalated pretty quickly.

AK47: For all you know, my name could be Anna Kendrick

Iforgotmyname: You're not a celeb ._.

AK47: Just like you thought I'm not a girl?

Iforgotmyname: GAH YOURE SO CONFUSING

AK47: ...

Iforgotmyname: ...

AK47: Aaron Kendall, at your service.

Iforgotmyname: Oh

Iforgotmyname: My

Iforgotmyname: God

AK47: Should I log off before you blow up?

Iforgotmyname: YOU MADE ME FEEL BAD, THINKING YOU WERE A LESBIAN HITTNG ON ME!!! I FELT LIKE CRAP FOR JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!!!! AND YOU TURN OUT TO ACTUALLY BE A GUY?!

AK47: One second too late...

Iforgotmyname: I HATE YOU AARON KENDALL!

{AK47 is now offline.}