online luv

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AK47: { • } Online
Iforgotmyname: { • } Offline

AK47: Hey

AK47: Why aren't you online?

AK47: Don't tell me you actually have a life besides me

AK47: Oh

AK47: I see how it is

AK47: This is the silent treatment

AK47: Which means you ARE jealous of Marilyn

AK47: Either that, or you're asleep

AK47: Which I doubt

{Iforgotmyname is now online}

Iforgotmyname: Yeah. Because who in their right mind would want to sleep at 4:07AM?

AK47: Right? I knew you weren't asleep.

Iforgotmyname: I'm gonna decapitate you.

AK47: Something tells me you WERE asleep.....

Iforgotmyname: ............

AK47: ...................

Iforgotmyname: Good night.

AK47: You mean morning. It's 4 in the *morning*

Iforgotmyname: Do you have a death wish? -_-

AK47: You're not the first to ask.

Iforgotmyname: How's Marlyn?

AK47: Did you purposely spell her name wrong?  

Iforgotmyname: Did I?

AK47: ...

Iforgotmyname: Hard to concentrate at 4 IN THE MORNING

Iforgotmyname: Why are you even awake?

AK47: I wanted to listen to Marilyn's voice

Iforgotmyname: Thats not creepy at all.

AK47: Just tell me if you're jealous or not

Iforgotmyname: I'm not.

AK47: Really?

Iforgotmyname: Really.

AK47: That's not what it seemed like yesterday.

Iforgotmyname: Yeah, well things "seem" different when you can't see the person face to face.

AK47: Her name is Marilyn Manson.

Iforgotmyname: What?

Iforgotmyname: Why does that name seem so familiar?

AK47:

AK47: Because Marilyn Manson is not a she, but a he. And a famous one, at that.

Iforgotmyname: ..........

Iforgotmyname: I'm honestly too tired to blow up. I'm so confused. My eyes are closing

AK47: I wanted to see if I could incite an interesting reaction in you.

Iforgotmyname: So when you say you're up listening to "Marilyn's voice", you mean you're listening to diabolical music.

AK47: In so many words, yes.

Iforgotmyname: Wtf

Iforgotmyname: Just wtf

AK47: Sorry?

Iforgotmyname: So lemme get this str8

Iforgotmyname: You wanted to see if you could make an online stranger jealous by pretending to be interested in an imaginary person, who just so happens to be NOT imaginary, but in fact a famous singer.

Iforgotmyname: And then you flipped out because I asked if SHE was nice

AK47: And you also asked if she was blonde. Well, he's not blonde, so I theoretically didn't leave you hanging... anymore...

Iforgotmyname: Good. Night.

AK47: *Morning

Iforgotmyname: *BAD MORNING

{Iforgotmyname is now offline}

AK47: Would you look at that

AK47: Guess you WEREN'T too tired to blow up