online luv

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AK47: { • } Offline
Iforgtmyname: { • } Online

Iforgotmyname: Why aren't you online?

Iforgotmyname: You're always online

Iforgotmyname: Stalking me

Iforgotmyname: Spamming me

Iforgotmyname: Guess the roles have switched

Iforgotmyname: Arron

Iforgotmyname: *Aaron

Iforgotmyname: Air Ren

{AK47 is now online.}

AK47: Air Ren?

Iforgotmyname: Cousin of Kylo Ren

AK47: -_- that dude is crazy

Iforgotmyname: Crazy cool, I hope you mean

AK47: He ain't got nothin on me

Iforgotmyname: True. He seems less conceited.

AK47: HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE?! He starts using his lightsaber to pulverize anything in his way when he's pissed, thinking it's his right! He's so demanding and thinks he's Mr. Big Boss and he thinks he's better than everyone cuz he got that blanket around his neck and that unnecessary mask on.

Iforgotmyname: First, he IS the big boss. Second, he IS better than everyone. Third, damn Daniel. Fourth, he looks better with the mask on.

AK47: The big boss is Skoki, (however you spell it) the huge dude who only appears in holograms. And he's not better than Chewy so hush. And yes he does.

Iforgotmyname: And despite his anger issues and whiny self, he's still less conceited than you.

AK47: Yeah yeah yeah. I know. World's Biggest Douche.

Iforgotmyname: Yep. So why weren't you online earlier?

AK47: I was talking to this girl.

Iforgotmyname: Your mom?

AK47: No, I mean someone under the age of 40.

Iforgotmyname: Your aunt?

AK47: She's this chick from my school.

Iforgotmyname: Your teacher?

AK47: NO, she's 16.

Iforgotmyname: Does she go to Crossworth?

AK47: Again with the school thing.

Iforgotmyname: Just curious about your friends. Gosh. I'm a concerned friend.

AK47: Her name is Marilyn.

Iforgotmyname: Sounds like something I'd name a kid from the 1900s.

AK47: What's your problem?

Iforgotmyname: No problem dude. It's all chill.

AK47: Okkkk...

Iforgotmyname: Is she nice?

AK47: Bruh. You're asking too much.

Iforgotmyname: Wtf! You know I'm a curious person!

AK47: Mhm.

Iforgotmyname: Is she blonde?

AK47: BRO!

Iforgotmyname: IM BORED AND MAKING CONVERSATION

AK47: OK to satisfy your annoying ass: her name is Marilyn Warner. She's 16, gets to my shoulder, black hair with red lowlights, her eyes are a light gray, her boobs are bigger than average, she loves lipstick, crazy music, enrolled in college while in high school, and very poetic.

Iforgotmyname: ...

AK47: We were talking about school. Sort of.

Iforgotmyname: Like what time to meet at the janitors closet?

AK47: What are you implying?

Iforgotmyname: Hot chick with a lot of makeup? Sounds like a whore.

AK47: Wow. I never thought you'd stoop that low. I never said she was attractive, did I? She could weight 300 pounds with acne all over her face and bad teeth and bad breath and makeup that makes her look like a clown.

Iforgotmyname: Um?

AK47: Stop being so damn judgmental. You're worse than my cousin's crazy jealous gf

Iforgotmyname: ._.

AK47: And she's hot btw. Not that there should be a problem, right?

Iforgotmyname: I'm not a jealous chick.

AK47: Good. Cuz I kinda like her.

{AK47 is now offline.}