[Insert Song Lyrics Here] One Direction FanFic Parody

Chapter Five

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•A One Direction Fanfic Parody•
Chapter Five

"Okay! Truth or dare?" Niall asked Harry; because apparently truth or dare is the only game we can all play.

Well, that, and 21 questions.

We just finished eating. Niall ate 90% of the menu, to be honest.

Sigh.

That Irish boy.

"Dare." Harry answered.

"Okay, I dare you to become a white girl-oh wait."

The room fell silent.

"Uhm, Never mind just tweet 'I'd name my kid Darcy Craic Styles'."

"Lame dare." Harry commented as he whipped his phone out and tweeted exactly what Niall asked. After, he turned to me.

OH NO.

"Kylie, dare or dare?"

"Dare! Wait, what?"

"I dare you to sing for us."

"I can't sing guys." I said, waving the idea off.

"Why?" They whined.

"I sound like a dying walrus!"

"Oh, c'mon I'm sure you're not THAT bad." Liam said

"No." I stated

"PLEASE?" They begged, giving me puppy dog eyes.

I juggled with the slightly bloody, white jelly-like marbles on my palm, "Hmm, okay fine." I said giving in.

I cleared my throat. Gross. Phlegmy.

(OBNOXIOUS AUTHOR'S NOTE: PLAY THE SONG ON THE MEDIA SECTION, IT SETS THE MOOD AND IT HELPED ME REACH MY DESIRED WORD COUNT. ANYWAYS I PUT THE LYRICS HERE BECAUSE WATTPAD.COM CAN ALSO BE GENUIS.COM ENJOY)

"Erm.. Slow down you crazy child

You're so ambitious for a juvenile

But then if you're so smart tell me,

Why are you still so afraid? (mmmmm)

Where's the fire, what's the hurry about?

You better cool it off before you burn it out

You got so much to do and only

So many hours in a day (Ay)

But you know that when the truth is told

That you can get what you want

Or you can just get old

You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through (Oooh)

When will you realize... Vienna waits for you?

Slow down you're doing fine

You can't be everything you want to be before your time

Although it's so romantic on the borderline tonight (tonight)

Too bad, but it's the life you lead

You're so ahead of yourself that you forgot what you need

Though you can see when you're wrong

You know you can't always see when you're right (you're right)

You got your passion, you got your pride

But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?

Dream on, but don't imagine they'll all come true (Oooh)

When will you realize... Vienna waits for you?

Slow down you crazy child

Take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while

It's alright, you can afford to lose a day or two (oooh)

When will you realize... Vienna waits for you?

And you know that when the truth is told

That you can get what you want or you can just get old

You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through (oooh)

Why don't you realize... Vienna waits for you?

When will you realize... Vienna waits for you? "

I opened my eyes to see them all staring at me with their mouths hanging open.

"I told you I sucked."

"THAT WAS BLOODY AMAZING!" Louis exclaimed.

"FANTASTIC!" Liam praised.

"ABSOLUTELY!" Zayn agreed.

"THE CRAIC!" Niall said.

"VINE-WORTHY!" Harry smiled, but it soon faded once he saw us looking at him weirdly.

"Erm.. I.. Yeah.. Thanks." I was REALLY bad at accepting compliments.

"OMG GUYS GROUP HUDDLE!!" Louis jumped.

They all huddled together. I tried to join but they kicked me out.

"Okay. Kylie Rose Marie Diamond, we've decided-"

"Wait, how did you know my full name?" I interrupted Harry.

"We'll tell you later, anyway, we've decided-"

"Wait, later as in later or later as in tomorrow or later as in-"

"Duct tape!" Louis yelled.

"I'll be quiet!"

"Okay so, we've decided to bring you on tour with us." Niall continued "..as our opening act."

"Okay."

"That's it?"

"Yep. Lemme call my mum." I took out my sleek white iPhone and dialed my mum's phone number. After a few rings, she picked up.

"Hello erm..?"

"Kylie."

"Oh. Uh. You are?" She asked, her tone in a slur.

"Your daughter."

"Oh! Right. Right!" she agreed, drunkedly.

"Okay so um.. One Direction asked me to go on tour with them and I said yes. And oh, I forgot clothes but I guess that's okay, and uh.. Oh right, I'm dropping out of school, is that okay mum?"

"Yeah sure, Kate whatever"

"Mum. It's Kylie."

"Fuck off I don't want any of your girl scout cookies!!" She hung up.

I frowned at my phone.

"So...?" Liam asked

"WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!" I cheered.

They stared at me blankly.
Gee, tough crowd.

"SHE SAID YES!" I rephrased.

Then we all cheered.

"I need an instagram photo for this."

Then we all left Harry alone in the tour bus.