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Chapter Nine

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Chapter Nine

"I'm sorry, KylieBear, for cheating on you."

"Its okay, HazzaBear." I kissed his cheek, taking the bouquet of roses he held.

"What are you doing?" He asked me as I rummaged through his flat for an appropriate vase.

"I'm looking for a vase."

"I have to show those to BooBear first."

"Why..?"

"Those are his, silly girl" he pinched my nose as he gently took the roses from me.

O h.

"Oh yeah? Well I cheated on you with your best friends."

That escalated quickly.

"What?" HazzaBear whipped around to face me

"You heard me."

"You cheated on me with BooBear?"

"Yep" I said, popping the 'p'.

"With DJ Malik?"

"Yep" I said, popping the 'p'.

"With Daddy Directioner?"

"Yep" I said, popping the 'p'.

"You sure you weren't dreaming?"

"Yep" I said, popping the 'p'.

Then it hit me. I looked at Harry's hand in disbelief. I touched my cheek, and felt my world spiral around me. 

Harry was still holding on to his phone, scrolling through memes. He didn't touch me or anything, I'm just overly dramatic; but enough about that aspect of me. 

I instinctively stepped back. Harry cursed, remembering where he was at.

"Not again." He cried, "I'm sorry, Kylie, I didn't mean to."

"Not again." He muttered again and again, falling to his knees before me. I reluctantly pulled his chin up to look at me. I saw tears in his orbs.

"When did this happen before?" I asked.

"I didn't mean to.. I just can't control myself sometimes." He takes a deep breath, "Sometimes, I have urges, which I can't control. I don't sleep, I have a weird diet, and I can't really tan."

"You.. You're a vampire?" I gasped. 

"What? no! I have internet addiction." He hands me a pamphlet. "I'm part of a support group."

"But.. but.." I stammered, "I'm practically Bella Swan! In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird! I deserve a hot vampire boyfriend! It's all I ever wanted!"

Harry then looks at me, I mean really looks at me. He sees my hat for the first time. 

"I'm sorry I can't be what you want." He says.

"I can't do this anymore." My voice cracks. I storm out of the room, ripping off my hat and throwing it at Harry's face. 

I stumble out of the room, hitting something hard. I fall to the floor, clutching my head and wounded heart.

"Are you okay?" I look up to meet red muddled with brown eyes. 

"I'm fine Zayn." I roll my eyes. I rejected Zayn's hand and tried to stand up by myself. Apparently, my knees were too weak, so I almost stumbled forward. Zayn caught me with his lightning fast reflexes. I gasp.

"You're impossibly fast. And strong." I give him a once-over. "Your skin is pale white and ice cold."

"Your eyes change color and you never go out in the sunlight." I take a steady breath. " I know what you are."

He gives me a hard stare, placing his hands on my shoulders. "Say it, out loud." My body trembled in anticipation. "Say it."

"Stoner."

"For fuck's sake!"

I look at Zayn in the eyes and began to lecture him. "Zayn we care about you. I think it's time that you stop whatever it is you're doing. Please get help."

"I'm not a stoner!" 

"I don't think I can ever date a junkie, I'm sorry. I know what you are and I don't think I would be able to get past it." 

"I'm literally a vampire."

"Please don't lie to me." I push him away. "And besides, I'm into werewolves now."

"Whatever, Kylie. I'm done chasing after you." 

 Zayn turns into a bat and flies away. I sink to my knees and that's when I felt truly alone.