[Insert Song Lyrics Here] One Direction FanFic Parody

Chapter One

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•A One Direction Fanfic Parody•
Chapter One

"Gawd, you're so ugly." I cringed at the head cheerleader's words. I was bullied every day. I stared pityingly at my reflection at the nurses' office's glass door.

My dark hair flowed like the starless midnight sky. My plump lips, that were red as roses, were set on a frown and my blue orbs that sparkled like the ocean shone back at me.

The janitor wiped the glass clean, making me look away. He was obviously disgusted by my reflection.

Sigh. I wish I was also a too tall, fake blonde with bad hair extensions and an orange body with plastic proportions.

Sigh. I wish I was pretty too.

I collected my things from my locker as my bully continued to talk, "Bitch. Whore. Slut." she rambled.

"I'm so much better than you." She stated.

She was right. I mean, she was head cheerleader, after all; I was only a nerd with a perfect GPA and captain of the chess and scrabble team and I had only won at least twenty awards for both myself and for the school in a single week.

My life was going nowhere.

"I'm such a low life!" I cried melodramatically, running towards the school exit.

I bit my lip to keep my sobs in, as I stumbled towards my car. I tried to keep calm as I remembered the directions to my small paying job at Starbucks. We were very poor. That's why I needed two jobs.

I parked my shiny, brand-new, cherry red BMW in the employee parking lot then headed to the locker rooms to change into my uniform.

When I finished collecting myself, I stood behind the dark marble counter.

"Hey, erm.." Lisa, My co-worker and best friend's orbs rolled back as she tried to remember who I was.

"Kylie Rose Marie Diamond" I reminded.

"I like Barbara, I'll call you Barbara." She said, taking a long sniff of meth then took a drink of the coffee meant for a customer.

I knew right there and then, we were going to be best friends forever.

"ELLO LOVE!!!1!" a tall boy screeched at my face, sending splatters of saliva on my face and loud enough to maybe damage my hearing.

But it was forgotten as I stared at his gorgeous blue orbs.

"Louis. Don't scare her." Another gorgeous boy scolded.

"Hello there, love" he greeted, "What's wrong? Do you need therapy??" His puppy orbs shone with concern.

"N-no." I blushed furiously from the male attention I was getting.

"Erm... Order?"

"I'll have a mocha frap." The puppy-orbed boy said.

"I WANT CARROT CAKE LIAM ORDER MY CARROT CAKE CARROT CARROTS DO THEY HAVE CARROT FRAPS HERE???1??" The wild child-Uhm, Louis? Yeah, Louis yelled.

"Well, do you?" 'Liam' laughed, unaffected by the wild-child's antics.

"I'm afraid not." I replied.

"THIS STARBUCKS IS A PEASANT."

What?

"I'LL WAIT IN THE CAR." Louis turned, slinging his Prada bag on his shoulder in the process.

I prepared Liam's frap then handed it to him.

"£3" I mumbled.

"Here's £100. Keep the change."

"Wait–!"

I wanted to ask him who they were. Because they seemed really familiar. But I was too late. He was already out the door.

I stared absentmindedly outside, wherein a big billboard was, with 5 boys posing, smiling cheekily for a Pepsi ad, as I tried to recall where I had seen them before.

I know them! It's on the tip of my tongue!

"This coffee is sucks." Lisa handed me the coffee she was drinking. She slapped a cheap looking tabloid on the counter, again with the same 5 boys.

It had the headline, 

'ONE DIRECTION ON TOUR'

I fell to my knees and cursed the gods for making me stupid. 

"WHO COULD THOSE TWO BE?!"