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Chapter Ten

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•A One Direction Fanfic Parody•
Chapter Ten

"I know you slept with Zayn." Perrie said over the phone. I was kinda hoping we would just glaze over that ya know? I mean I already feel bad about Eleanor. Geez.

Perrie sighs over the phone, "Zayn and I haven't been doing well. I see the way he looks at you. If you want him, it's okay. We never worked as much I wanted us to."

"How many times do I have to tell everyone that this is a Harry fic? Regardless of how many times the author pushes me to Zayn, I will always run back to Harry." A small sob escapes my lips.

"You really hurt me, Kylie. But who cares about how I feel? You're the main girl. Tell me how do you feel about breaking up with Harry?"

I blubber over the phone, not really forming anything coherent. Perrie just hums in acknowledgement.

***

I go home to our mansion in Calabasas Hills, California. I give our neighbor, Jeffree Star, a smile. He looked away uncomfortably and activated the 10-foot divider between our properties.

My mum greets me at the door and ushers me to the living room. I sit on our lush sofa. I quickly whine about my problems. It has been less than five minutes since I set foot in our house. This is a world record.

"Mum! this One Direction hates me! I'm never going back to their house! If I was their slave, they would torture me! They would make my life miserable!"

"Funny you should say that." I suddenly notice an angry looking man across me. Before I could ask, my mom introduces us.

"Kate, this is my brother Simon. He owns SYCO records, and he is part of One Direction's management team."

"I--"

"No buts, I'm selling you to Simon so you can be One Directions' slave."

"Forgive me, sister. Aren't you rich? Why are you selling you daughter?"

"I just felt like it." Mom shrugs, "I have no clear motivation for anything I do."

"Nor does anyone else in this story, it seems." Uncle Simon adds.

"Right? Cheers to that!" 

"Anyway, come along Kate--"

"It's Kylie." I correct Uncle Simon. My orbs filled with unshed tears.

"Yes, Keisha. Let's go. I have a tight schedule." Uncle Simon takes my hand and leads me to his limousine.

"Your new life begins today."

I braced myself for whatever could happen.

***

"Oh, Hi Kylie. Where have you been in the last thirty minutes?" Niall says as he opened the door for us.

"I went home because I felt super sad about Harry not being a vampire." I said, kicking off my shoes and laying down on the couch. "Then when I got there, Uncle Simon was there and my mom told me that she was selling me to him so I could be your  slave."