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Chapter Two

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•A One Direction Fanfic Parody•
Chapter Two

I headed to my second job, which was a waitress at Nandos. Once again, I went to the locker rooms and changed into my uniform.

"Kylie! Dah-ling! Table 7!" The restaurant manager, Robert, called.

I smiled pleasantly at the three boys in this dark corner of the restaurant. They were all avoiding eye contact and were suspiciously dressed in plain black matching hoodies.

Nothing to be afraid of. Whatsoever.

"Good evening, My name is Kylie Rose Marie Diamond, I am your server for today. May I take your order?"

One with curls peeking out of his hoodie and green eyes that contrasted from the dark surroundings, spoke up first, "I erm.. Basically.." He smirked.

OH-EM-GEE, he looks so hot.

"We'll have the whole menu." The other one with blonde hair and blue eyes interjected seriously.

"Will that be all?" I asked.

"Just close your eyes and enjoy the rollercoaster that is life aha (: x" the dark haired one said.

"I.. Um.." I looked at him weirdly, "Ok.. I'll be right back."

After several trips from the kitchen to their table it was safe to say, I had blisters on my feet.

"And here's the last one, the Peri-peri chicken, extra hot." I set the food on the table, "Enjoy."

"Wait." The boy with green eyes said.

"Yes, sir?"

"Sit with us."

"But Harry, she's not wearing black." The dark haired one whined.

I looked down at my uniform. 

Gee, even in my work place I'm an outcast.

I wish I looked like a thug right now. I'm such a loser!

"Zayn, cheap, overrated, un-laundered Nando's uniform is the new black." Harry hissed.

I gasped. He defended me.

Then he turned to me, smiling invitingly and gesturing the free space on their booth,  "Sit down." 

Zayn looked like he didn't really have an issue with me sitting with them anymore. But the blond one cast a possessive look on the food.

"I feel like I'm intruding." I said.

"No, it's o–"

"Okay! I'll sit with you. Sheesh."

Like the other two boys at Starbucks, these three were also quite familiar.

"So, what are your names?" I asked as if not hearing them a while ago.

They gaped at me but answered nonetheless,

"I'm Harry. That's Niall" he smirked, pointing at the blonde "and that's Zayn." he pointed at the dark haired boy.

"Well, I'm–"

"Kylie Rose Marie Diamond." Harry supplied, smirking.

"Uh–I.." I stuttered.

He remembered my name.

"That's a pretty nametag." He commented, still smirking.

Oh.

Harry excused himself as his phone rang.

"How long have you been working here?" Niall asked me, after swallowing a mouthful of chicken.

"Thirty seven days, two hours and five minutes." I answered with a creepy eye twitch, "..but who's counting??"

"Cool." Niall smiled, "So, how do you find the Peri-peri chicken?"

"I've never tasted it in my entire life."

"WHAT?! YOU CHICKEN NUGGET CUNT WHAT KIND OF CRAICERY DID YOU JUST SPEW OUT OF YOUR MOUTH??"

"I–?"

"YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR TURDY SEVEN DAYS AND HAVE NEVER TASTED THEIR PERI PERI CHICKEN??"

"But–"

"HERE!" He shoved a spoonful of Peri-peri chicken into my mouth.

"Chew!!" He ordered.

I quickly complied. I savored the delicious taste in my mouth. I hummed in appreciation.

"Well..?" Niall looked at me expectantly.

"We're going." Harry suddenly appeared, looking furious, his eyes flickering from me to Niall.

"Management called." He explained, then turned, heading to the door.

"Oh." Niall sighed sadly,"Well, goodbye." He left his payment on the table and trailed behind Harry.

I frowned.

"Niall never shares his food" Zayn commented.

"Jesus Christ!" I jumped, clutching my chest. I had forgotten he was even there, he was clearly one of those dark mysterious brooding men.

"..he must really like you." He said, leaning forward and kissing my cheek, before catching up with the other two.

Gasps erupted from my side,

"He kissed you on your cheek!" Three girls exclaimed

"Yeah.. So..?"

"Kissing you on the cheek means he basically owns you."

"What?" I started freaking out, "Wait–who are you people anyways?"

"I, erm.. Look Kevin!" One of them pointed at the window.

"OH MY GOD KEVIN??" I eagerly averted my attention to the window, "Wait, what's a 'Kevin'?"

I turned to ask the three girls but they were gone.