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Chapter Eight

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•A One Direction Fanfiction Parody•
Chapter Eight

"We're LIVE! I'm Bill Bobby Bob LIVE tonight!" The short blonde man boomed from the TV.

"We are currently seeing Harry Styles, LIVE, doing tonsil hockey with a girl, LIVE, who is clearly NOT his current girlfriend!"

My picture showed up in the screen.

"Kylie Rose Marie Diamond. Pretty thing, she is. Anyway, anyway, Harry! Harry!" Bill chased after Harry.

"It was a mistake Kylie, It was a mistake!" Harry cried, "I tripped and fell into a vagina!"

I turned the TV off and blindly stumbled out of our room.

I guess it's not ours anymore. 😭🔪💔

"Hey, Kylie are you crying?"

"What does it look like dumbass?!" I spat at Zayn.

Zayn pushed me against the wall, "Don't talk to me like that" he growled, almost animal-like.

"I-I'm sorry."

Then he kissed me. I ran my fingers through his hair, and watched the lights go wild, he kept his eyes on me, it made me feel right, then he lift me up the staircase and he whispered something slow,

He captivated me, baby, like a fireworks show.

***

I woke up naked in bed with Zayn.

"Good morning."

"Oh no. Oh no." I moaned.

"This is a mistake."

Zayn frowned.

"I'm dating Harry, Zayn." I got up from the bed and I started putting on my clothes from last night. Zayn looks at me like I'm the prettiest girl he's ever seen, even with my crazy sex hair and make-up-smeared face.

"You're beautiful." He says, looking breathless.

"I'm not." I say shyly.

"You are." He stands and walks to me, "Don't let anyone else say otherwise."

"Thank you." I say shyly, "You're sweet but this is a Harry fic."

I reach from my back pocket, seemingly out of nowhere. I hand him his picture, "I'm sorry but you will no longer be in the running to become America's Next Top Model."

He falls to his knees, his body started to shake with his sobs.

I awkwardly left the room, bumping into Louis.

"Woah, what's up doc?" He grinned munching on a carrot.

"I slept with Zayn."

"What?!"

"I love Harry!"

"Double what?!"

"I need to make things worst by making out with you."

"Okay."

I pulled his striped shirt to me and crashed my lips against his, our tongues battled for dominance, he won.

When we parted, we panted.

"Oh no, I cheated on Harry twice!" I moaned.

"I cheated on Eleanor, your BEST FRIEND." He stressed

"Yeah." I nodded, "Nice weather today right?"

"Totally." He replied

"Well, see you later, Lou." I shrugged, chuckling. "Do you know where I can find Liam or Niall? They're next."

"Liam is in the kitchen getting rid of all the spoons. And Niall, I think, is at Nandos?"

"Thanks, K bye"

*** 

I found Liam, not in the kitchen, but in his room.

"Liam!"

"Oh hey Kylie!" Liam waves me over to his computer. "Say hello to all of the viewers."

"Is this a porno? Neat!" My hands flew to the hem of my shirt, eager to to remove it.

"No!" Liam slapped my hands down. Yes, Daddy..... Dimensioner.

"We are doing a livestream. We sit down and our viewers get to ask us questions and we try to answer them all." He explains.

"Oh." I say, disappointed. "Well, I guess that's the second best thing."

"Okay!" He turns back to the screen. His smile was wide and his eyes shone with excitement, "Guys, we have Kylie here. Send us your questions and we'll try to answer everything as much as we can."

do you hate spoons? x

Liam answers, "Yes."

Liam, can you follow me back on twitter? I am @zialledcraic

I read it out loud. Immediately, similar questions started flooding in.

"Okay sure." I took out my phone and started following those people on screen.

No not you

holy shit stop

Ok im making my account private

WE SAID LIAM

"You're welcome!" I say to everyone, unbothered, cute, and most of all, drama free.

Where's harry, kylie?

Well, almost.
I bit my lip, turning to Liam. "Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about, Liam."

Liam turns to me, "Okay what is it?"

In front of his livestream with 1 million viewers, I leaned in and crashed my lips on his.