[Insert Song Lyrics Here] One Direction FanFic Parody

Chapter Seven

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•A One Direction Fanfiction Parody•
Chapter Seven

I am now a model.

That's right folks.

And I just released my first commercial last night, Dimensioners all around the world will know me now.

First, as Harry Styles' girlfriend.
Second, as an amateur singer that became 1D's opening act.
Third, as the pubic lice girl.

Yes. My commercial was for cream to get rid of pubic lice, I think its quite an achievement. It even had its own jingle. (To tune of Little Mix's "How Ya Doin'?" Please don't sue me, Perrie is my BFFLAD)

Hey, its not supposed to itch there

You don't need to sacrifice your pubic hair

Just apply this there

And pubic lice will be elsewhere!

Awesome right?

Shit thing is, ever since my name was released to the public, my twitter's been blowing up. And I've been getting too much hate, all of what they're saying cuts deep.

Pubes:  @KylieJewelssss ugh please learn how to spell I just

DeeDee: @KylieJewels ur skin tone doesn't match ha ha ha

Amy:

"RT for an account rate:

•Basic•

•swaggie•

•QUEEN•

•BEYONCE•"

@KylieJewelssss •Basic•

I worked hard on my Twitter's layout. I felt tears of frustration run down my cheeks.

"Babe, we were going to go out and eat... Hey, are you crying?" Harry sat beside me on my bed.

"I'M NOT CRYING," I wailed loudly, tears mixing with my snot as they ran freely down my face. "I'M JUST SWEATING THROUGH MY EYES."

He cupped my chin with his long fingers, "Don't lie to me. I know you."

"Didn't we just meet yesterday?" I looked at him, confused.

"Yeah, but that's besides the point," Harry said

It only confused me more, my forehead only creased deeper, making it seem like a strong wifi signal.

"Tell me what's wrong." He prompted.

"I've been getting hate." I whispered.

Harry frowned then whipped his phone out.

A few minutes later, notifying me that I have a new notification, my laptop beeped along with my iPhone, my iPad, my Blackberry and pager.

Harry Styles: everyone please stop hate on @KylieJewelssss I love her very much x

"Oh Harry!" I threw my hands around his neck and hugged him close.

"Thank you so much!" I said.

"It was nothing." He whispered, making small circles with his thumb on my waist.

"You know.. You're very pretty." He told me.

"W-what?"

"So beautiful." He placed his face close to mine and we started having a vigorous make out session.

(OBNOXIOUS AUTHOR'S NOTE: THIS IS GONNA BE R18 IF YOU AIN'T 18 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS OLD GO HOME WE DON'T NEED A CARROT I'M ONLY 13 BUT MY SMUT SCENE IS GLORIOUS)

"Harry," I pushed him away.

"Yeah?" He panted.

"I'm a virgin." I blurted out.

"Oh."

I suddenly felt ashamed and felt my cheeks warm up. I'm sixteen years old and I'm a virgin. I'M SUCH A DISGRACE.

I moved away from Harry.

"Where are you going?" He asked, pulling me back gently.

"It's just, I'm so inexperienced and you're not."

"Tessa."

"What?"

"I mean Kylie," He corrects himself, "I don't care about that."

"You don't?" I ask, my voice small.

"Yeah, Kylie." He says, "I'm a virgin too."

"Oh Harry!" We immediately collide our lips. 

We take off our clothes. I start by peeling Harry's jacket off.

His breathing hitches.

Then I take off his boots.

He pants.

I take off his left sock, I swear he was going to come undone right there.

After I removed his right sock, he gently stops me. "I want to make you feel good too."
He coaxes me to lay on my back. He removes my pants and my...... panty.

"You're so wet." He says as he slides a finger into my entrance.

I decided to have a try at sexy talk, "That'll be £9.25"

Harry fumbles with his wallet and hands me the exact amount. 

I give him his ticket. "Enjoy your movie." I gestured to the entrance. He winked.

That was so hot. 

I climaxed after 20 seconds. I stand, "Now it's your turn."

After an hour, we were all sweaty and exhausted. We sat on the bed, panting and frustrated. It appears we won't be doing anything with Harry Jr.; It's impossible to wiggle Harry out of his skinny jeans.  

"How about we just make out?" Harry asked after a long and awkward pause.

I shrugged, "Okay."

I just lost my virginity to Harry Styles.