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7. A text-conversation of a time when you were drunk.
Warning: language!
《Clint Barton》
Barton: Hey hun, when are you coming home?
Barton: honeyy read my text
Barton: babe? You okay?
You: STOP TALKING YOU UNWORTHY MIDGUARDIAN
Barton: what? Are you with Thor? Is this Thor?
You: AS LONG AS YOU CAN NOT LIFT MJOhey clint we are throwing watermelons around Tonys bar
You: well thor and tony are because i aint that strong
Barton: was that Thor? And what?
You: yea Thor got hit in the face while he was texting and we OMG CLINT EW
Barton: what? What is it?
You: THOR HAD WATERMELON SHIT IN HIS NOSE
OMG
EW
CLINT COME AND GET ME PLEASE THESE MEN ARE DISGUS
HES THROWING IT AROUND CLINT
Barton: I'll be there in 10
You: NO CLINT THEY WILL BURY ME In Thros wATER MELON NOSE SNOT EW CLINT
You: CLINNT
You: CLINT
You: okay dont text while driving
《Bucky Barnes》
You: bucky I want a metal arm too
Bucky: you don't know what you're talking about (Y/n)
You: I want oneee if I have one you wont be lonely anymore
Bucky: that's really sweet but I won't let you :-)
You: I could slap tony with it
You: so hard
You: so so hard
Bucky: yes you could, are you drunk (Y/n)?
You: I'm as sober as I could be
You: soooooooberrrt
You: bucky I cant move my toes
Bucky: I'm picking you up
《Tony Stark》
You: DAAAAAAAAAAAMN that white guy got some aaaAAAASsss
Tony: what guy?
You: the one right over there, the blonde one
Tony: baby we are not in the same room
You: what are you saying youre right next to me
Tony: no I'm in my lab
You: but who is sitting next to me
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Preferences (Avengers)
Fanfiction× PREFERENCES × 《》 Too lazy to edit, prepare for awful spelling. Starring: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Loki Laufeyson, Bucky Barnes 《》 Check out the Sequel too!
