small talk ☆ SEBASTIAN STAN

3.

texts

sebastian:
do you have Instagram??
I want to follow you
make sure my friend isn't a 75 yr old man

claire:
my mother told me never give
personal info to strangers
so

sebastian:
wait I bet ur a 75 yr old guy
gtg

claire:
I'm not a 75yr old guy
bet u are tho!!!
I'm actually 26 sooo

sebastian:
prove it sweatey

claire:
99% sure your actually 12
and no

sebastian:
;)

claire:
  a winkkk?
Goodbyeeee

sebastian:
okay
lets both send a picture at the same time
to prove we are not 75 yr old men

claire: 
prob gonna regret this but okay

sebastian:

claire:

claire:
WHY DID U SEND A PICTURE OF
BUCKY BARNES???

sebastian:
because I am bucky barnes
I'm being straight up CATFISHED!!
isn't that a pic of that hot author
good try!
blocccked

claire:
YOURe THAT SEBASTIAN
SURE
wait you think I'm catfishing u?????
IM GONMA GO DIG MY GRAVE

sebastian STAN:
yES
please do

claire:
*read at 9:28pm*

sebastian STAN:
catfish confirmed

claire:
@  ClaireConner
hit me up bitch

sebastian STAN:
99% sure u fake but mkay

instagram

iamsebastianstan
has followed you

ClaireConners
has followed you

texts

sebastian STAN:
hey so I'm sorry bout the um
catfish stuff
ur v adorable
in a hot sorta way
lets get married

claire:
blocked

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