Gilbert Beilschmidt
24 minutes agoI'm the sexiest among all of you! Kesesese. I'm the sexiest and the hottest nation
•56 people like thisAlfred F. Jones: Oh please Gil, we know I'm the hottest *removes glasses* *unbuttons shirt* right? *winks*
Francis Bonnefoy: I am the Country of Love hon. I am the hottest. *pours a glass of water on head* *strokes hair backwards* *licks lips*
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: I am the hottest ya de! *leaves shirt half open* *unzips zipper* even Romano says so * winks*
Arthur Kirkland: My accent alone can make those ovaries explode *bites lip* *stares seductively*
Matthias Køhler: I am the hottest! I just finished taking a bath too *winks*
Herakles Karpusi: Just so you guys know, I have the highest sex rate in the world. You know what that means right? *winks*
Ivan Braginski: I am hottest da. Cause I'm Russian. *rips shirt*
Kiku Honda: This is terrible! A large Octopus is raping China!
Ivan Braginski: ...
Alfred F. Jones: What?!
Arthur Kirkland: Why is there a bloody Octopus in the first place?!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kiku, Video.
Kiku Honda uploaded a video
China: Ahh! Please stop it aru...ah...huh..huh...
Octopus: gahhhh
*slime all over China*
*China intensely blushes*
*Tentacles all over China's body restraining his movements*
*Octopus is playing with China's ---*China: Ahh.. ah! ughh...mmm...stop..please... Japan...don't take..ah.. Video!
-end of video-
Alfred F. Jones: I lost...
Alfred Kirkland: ...total defeat
Francis Bonnefoy: ... For once, I agree with America...
Gilbert Beilschmidt: okay... I'm not the hottest, but at least I'm the most awesome nation.
Herakles Karpusi: ....
Matthias Køhler: ...
Ivan Braginski: Where is the octopus?! I'll kill it for violating my China da :)
Kiku Honda: RIP tako-san...
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