Pikachu: Pika Pikachu Pi! (Welcome to the 13th chapter of Ask Pikachu!)
Cory: NO!!! IT'S THE 12.5th CHAPTER!!!!!!
Pikachu: Pika? (What?)
Cory: There's no such thing as 13 here! It's unlucky!
Pikachu: Pika Pikachu Pika Pi? (Why is that number unlucky anyway?)
Cory: Well, that's our question for today.
Pikachu: Pika? Pikachu? (Really? Who asked it?)
Cory: You.
Pikachu: *sighs* Pika... (Of course...)
Cory: Growlithe, this question's on you. Why's 13 such an unlucky number?
Growlithe: Growl Growl Growlithe Rowl. Lithe Rowl Growl Growlithe Ruff Rowl. (It's something about superstition or bad luck or something. I think there's something about it in ancient culture.)
Cory: Any evidence?
Growlithe: Growl Growlithe Growl Growl Rowl Ruff Rowl. (Probably, but I can't be bothered to look it up.)
Cory: Ok. Well, hope we answered your question, Pikachu.
Pikachu: *mumbles something under breath*
Cory: What was that?!
Pikachu: Pika... CHUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shocks Cory*
Cory: WAAAUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*falls to ground, charred*
Growlithe: Growl Growl! (Bye for now!)
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