Cory: Hey guys! We updated this book yet again! Now that Gen. 7, Alola, is out, it's time we update our arsenal! Mimikyu, the mysterious, creepy Pokemon who hides his true face in his mask, has come on the team! Say hi, Mimikyu!
Mimikyu: ... (Hi.)
Pikachu: Pikachu Pika Pi? (Why don't you speak your name?
Mimikyu: ... (None.)
Growlithe: Growl... (Okay...)
Cory: Next up, we have Vulpix, the shy quiet fox Pokemon that is smarter than Pikachu! Hear that, Pikachu? A girl's smarter than you!
Pikachu: Pikachu. (Shut up...)
Vulpix: Vulpix... (Hello...)
Helioptile: Helioptile Heel Op Heliop. (Neither of them are much really talkers.)
Vulpix: Vulpix Vul! (I'm shy, dope.)
Pikachu: Pi. Pika. (Ooh. Feisty.)
Mimikyu: ... (Imbeciles.)
Growlithe: Growl Growlithe? (Does that include me?)
Mimikyu: ... (...)
Cory: As you also can see, we updated the cover.
Pikachu: Pikachu! (I'm still first!)
Helioptile: Helioptile. Helioptile. (First is the worst. Second is the best.)
Vulpix: Vulpix Vul Pix Vul. (In that case, you're second.)
Growlithe: ARF!!!! (BURN!!!!)
Helioptile: Heel Op Helioptile Heel! (Vulpix, in that case, you're zero!)
Vulpix: Vulpix Vul Pix Vul Vulpix. (Burns don't affect my Flash Fire.)
Mimikyu: ... (Good one...)
Cory: Well, we've updated! Bye for now!
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AcakHi There! Welcome to Ask Pikachu, Growlithe, Helioptile, Vulpix, or Mimikyu! Jeez, that's a lot... Anyways, in this book, you can ask anything to Pikachu, a civilized, intelligent Pokemon, which he uses to keeps the whole thing together; Growlithe...
