Pikachu: Pika Pikachu? (What question do we have today?)
Cory: Today, we have a question made by IGoByPaul ...
Pikachu: Pikaaaaa... (Which is?)
Cory: I don't know if you'll want to read this one...
Growlithe: Growlithe Growl! (Lemme see!) [reads question, than bursts out laughing.)
Pikachu: Pika? (What is it?)
[Growlithe passes paper to Pikachu. Pikachu reads it, than sighs]
Pikachu: Pika... Pika Pika Chu Pika Pika Chuuuu Pikachu Pika. (Okay... Yes, Pokemon do release methane. Take Leah's Helioptile for example. {She's in Cory's Yandere stories} She farts and they stink TERRIBLY!)
Cory: Oh yeah! Me and Helioptile once had a farting contest! She won by a landslide... I had to bathe myself in a tomato juice bath because I smelled like I got blasted by a skunk.
Growlithe: Growlithe Growl... (You're disgusting)
Cory: Says the dog who eats his own poop.
Pikachu: Pika! (Ew!)
Growlithe: GROWLITHE GROWLITHE ROWL!!! (I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYBODY!!!) [blasts Cory with Flamethrower]
Cory: WAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
[falls to the ground, scorched]
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu! Pika Pika! (Hope we answered your question, IGoByPaul! Bye for now!)
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