Cory: *yawns* What time is it?
Pikachu: Pikachu. (I don't know.)
Cory: What do you mean you don't know?
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu Ka Pika. (I just woke you up because we got a new comment.)
Cory: *races over to computer* WHO IS IT??!!
Pikachu: Pikachu. (bluedogs5.)
Growlithe: *thunders down stairs* Growlithe Growl Growl??!! (Is the question for me?!)
Pikachu: Pi Pika Pi. Pikachu Pika Pika Pi Chu Ka Pi. (No, idiot. The question's for me, and it asks "Pikachu, why don't you like your Pokeball?)
Cory: ANSWER IT!!!
Pikachu: PIKA!!! *ahem* (OKAY!!! *ahem*)
Cory: Ahem?
Growlithe: Growl. (Shut it.)
Pikachu: Pika Pikachu Pi Ka Ka Chu Pika Pi. Pi Pikachu Pi Chu. Pikachu Ka Pikachu Ka Pika Chu Pika Pikachu. (Pokedex entries say that Pokeballs are like PokéParadises for the Pokemon caught in it. This, however, is lies. There is a paradise in there, but you can actually DIE while you're in that fantasy world!)
Cory: How'd you know all that?
Pikachu: Pika Pika. (Game Theory.)
Cory: Oh. Well, hope we answered your question, bluedogs5. Bye for now!
Growlithe: Growlithe Growlithe Growl Growlithe? (Do we really have to use the same OUTRO all the time?!)
Pikachu: Pika. (Shut up.)
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