Cory: Jeez, it's been a long time since we've posted.
Pikachu: Pikachu. (I blame you.)
Cory: Shut it, I'm not in the mood for your babbling.
Helioptile: Helioptile Heel? (Jeez, what climbed up your pants?)
Cory: Hopefully not a squirrel.
Growlithe: ROWL??!! (SQUIRREL??!!)
Pikachu: Pi Pikachu Ka Chu Pika? (Okay, Cory, what's today's question?)
Growlithe: GROWL ROWL??!! (WHERE'S THE SQUIRREL??!!)
Pikachu: PIKA!!! (NOT NOW!!!) *pushes Growlithe away*
Cory: Today's question is actually by me, and I want to know: where the crap are we?
Helioptile: Heliop... (At our house...)
Cory: Not that! I mean where have we been on Wattpad?! Our last chapter was nearly a month ago!
Pikachu: Pika Pika! (We've been busy!)
Cory: With what?
Growlithe: Growl Growlithe Ruff Rowl Arf. (I've discovered the wonders of Facebook.)
Helioptile: Helioptile! (Plastic spoons!)
Pikachu: Pikachu Pi Ka Pika Pika. (I operate our YouTube channel.)
Cory: *is about to say something, but Pikachu stops him*
Pikachu: Pikachu Pi Pikachu Ka Pika. (Not to mention nobody's been asking.)
Cory: I guess that's true. That's why I'll say that we need our readers to start commenting. To you, the readers, make sure to comment!
Growlithe: Growl Rowl Growlithe Rowl? (Do we even have any readers?)
Pikachu: Pi Pikachu Ka. (Stop putting us down.)
Cory: Well, make sure to comment, everybody! Bye for now!)
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