Cory: Sorry it's been a while! I think... anyways, welcome back to Ask Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika Pikachu... (You seem enthusiastic...)
Cory: Why wouldn't I be?
Pikachu: Pika Chu Pika Pikachu? (Well, what's today's question and who's it by?
Cory: The question is by John Cena, and—
Growlithe: GROWLITHE??!! (JOHN CENA??!!
Cory: Not THAT John Cena, just a guy that goes by the name. [He's not real!] His question is if the Illuminati like chili.
Growlithe: Growl Growl? (Is it for me?)
Pikachu: Pikachu Pikachu Pika. (No, Growlithe, it's definitely for me.)
Cory: How about you BOTH answer the question?
*Pikachu and Growlithe stare at Cory for a moment*
Pikachu: Kaa... (Nah...)
Growlithe: Growl Lithe! (Too cheesy!)
Pikachu: Pika Pikachu Ka Pika Chu Pika. Pikachu. (The Illuminati are a mystery, and therefore cannot be deciphered. The end.)
Growlithe: Growlithe Growl Lithe Rowl! (That pretty much sums it up!)
Cory: Do you see that triangle?
*X-Files music starts playing*
Cory: Where'd that come from?!
Pikachu: Pika... (Who knows...)
Cory: Well, hope we answered your question... erm... John Cena... Bye for—
*AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!! BUM BADA BUM!!!!! BUM BADA BUM!!!!!*
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Ask Pikachu, Growlithe, Helioptile, Vulpix, Or Mimikyu
De TodoHi There! Welcome to Ask Pikachu, Growlithe, Helioptile, Vulpix, or Mimikyu! Jeez, that's a lot... Anyways, in this book, you can ask anything to Pikachu, a civilized, intelligent Pokemon, which he uses to keeps the whole thing together; Growlithe...
