Cory: Welcome to Ask Cory!
Helioptile: Heliop! (No, it's not!)
Cory: Yes it is! I changed it!
Pikachu: Pika Pikachu Pi. (Shut up, you idiot.)
Cory: So savage!
Mimikyu: ... (...)
Cory: Shut up, fam.
Growlithe: Growl Growlithe Rowl Rowlithe! (Stop using those stupid words!)
Cory: What stupid words?
Helioptile: Heliop. (You're stupid.)
Pikachu: Ka Chu Pikachu Pika. (The words you were just saying.)
Cory: What? Stupid?
Vulpix: Vul. Vul Vulpix Pix Vul. (No. The urban slang.
Cory: Ohhhhh. But that language is lit!
Mimikyu: ... (Stop.)
Growlithe: Growl Growlithe Growl Ruff Growlithe? (Why do we use urban slang anyway?)
Cory: And that's our question for today!
Pikachu: Pika... (Oh no...)
Helioptile: Heel Op Heliop? (Can I answer it!)
Cory: Actually, I'm giving it to someone who hasn't answered a question yet.
Helioptile: Heel? (Me?)
Growlithe: Growl. Ruff? (Shut up. Me?)
Cory: No, it's...
Mimikyu: ... (Me.)
Cory: No, it's...
Pikachu: Pika. (Not me.)
Cory: SHUT UP!!! IT'S VULPIX, OKAY??!!
Vulpix: Pix? (Me?)
Cory: Yup.
Helioptile: Helioptile Heel Op Tile! (She's the LEAST qualified to do that!)
Cory: Nuh uh! She's smart!
Pikachu: Pikachu. (Exactly.)
Cory: Wait, what?
Helioptile: Helioptile Heliop Op. (Only idiots use urban slang.)
Cory: So, should I give the question to you?
Helioptile: HEEL OP!!! (SHUT UP!!!) *kicks Cory across the room*
CRASH!!!
Cory: Ouch.
Vulpix: Vulpix Pix Vull Vulapix Vulpix Vul Vulpix. Vulpix Pix Vul Vulapix Vulapix Pix Vulapix. (People use urban slang to stand out of the crowd. People want to stand out and become popular.)
Growlithe: Growlithe. (I agree.)
Vulpix: Vulapix Vulpix Pix Vul Vulapix. (Probably only because I'm your girlfriend.)
Growlithe: Growl Growl! Rowl! (Officially! I ship!)
Helioptile: Helioptile! (Urban slang alert!)
Mimikyu: ... (Idiots.)
Pikachu: Pika. (Shut up.)
Cory: Well, hope we answered your question... uh... who asked the question?
Growlithe: Ruff. (Me.)
Cory: Hm. Bye for now!
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